@Wuskythehusky am surprised it held with all your weight bearing down on it. #lawls

@ceralor Where is there a meme of Captain Picard in the Star Trek Enterprise transporter, except instead of the caption "ENERGIZE" it's "OPTIMIZE" ??

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Starting to feel like my mid-life crisis is starting early. #oof #whoops #lawls

@Wuskythehusky you -sure- it's him if the drawing fit on the page? #lawls

@kieran YOU STOP TRYING TO MAKE SNOW THIS INSTANT!!! #lawls

@CptnTiller or passive-aggressiveness. Shit, I dunno. I'm just a bear. What is context even? #lawls

@ceralor heh, i couldnt decide between dennis nedry or harry potter… #lawls

@Wuskythehusky i mean, i think your laptop has an issue anyway -- how are you supposed to see the screen if it keeps getting blocked by your belly? Shoddy design! #lawls

@muskwalker I'mma flash -YOU-. #lawls

@px #lawls

I got called out in a dream by my subconscious for approaching the 'over-the-hill' status. Was in a movie theater on my way out and some lil punk WASP-boy going the other way decides to call me something to the effect of a "40-year old ass b*tch".

Wow. I was ready to fight at that point.

#lawls #dreamtheater