Like you're paying a miserable $25/hour for a legal writer job? And emphasizing how "anal" you are and including bold print about how impeccable legal writing skills are required. No. #writer #legalwriter #lawyerproblems #lawyertalk

The absolute last thing I want to do today is put on a suit and go to court. Ugh.

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Me: I'm going to start doing my short runs during my lunch break from work so I don't have to worry about running in the dark.

Work: LOL what lunch break

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I have nothing left to give this day or this year. I'm at 110% of my billable target. I want to quit and also take a nap but APPARENTLY there are things I need to do. Like a hearing in an hour and a half. Sigh.

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"Being a lawyer" is the last thing on my list of things I want to do today.

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I just have to get through today. I took tomorrow and half of Thursday off to burn some PTO before the end of the year. Friday is the office holiday party, which means we close at 1. Then I'm off for 2 weeks and I have never needed a vacation more 🫠 #LawyerProblems #FamilyLawyer #LawFedi

Met my billable hour requirement for the week by 9:30am this morning. My motivation to work has gone out the window. If you need me, I'll be here, trying to make myself look productive.

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I billed 9.2 hours today. RIP.

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Do other #lawyers yell, “Your Honor, please direct the witness to answer the question” to an imaginary #judge when arguing with a romantic partner? #lawyer #attorney #LawyerLife #AttorneyLife #LawyerProblems #AttorneyProblems

Shouldn't surprise me anymore, but requests for complex, additional legal remedies always arrive right when the pleading is ready to be submitted. Really do wish people would turn their minds to what they want in a timely way. Maybe we all fail in that regard. Maybe that's just a *life* problem. #lawyerproblems