So many people are crying about Twitter. Who fucking cares? Jesus, find a new hobbyhorse. I also recently found out about the FBI raid on Kolektiva, this is what I get for being out of the loop, and I'm way too lazy to change instances even though it is supposedly easy to do. I'm. Too. Lazy. For. My. Own. Good. #LazyBastard #STFUAboutTwitter #LibsGoingToLivlb #Kolektiva #Goldbricking

IT work is about doing the least amount of work to get the most amount of praise. I'm all about doing as little as I can to appear a genius. #ManBehindTheCurtain #TechTips #ITWorker #LazyBastard #BoostMyEgo #Goldbricking

… because I’m lazy and unmotivated and rarely bathe. Also I’m a Liberal Arts Major with a Minor in the History of Mime and I don’t know how to use a computer.
#NSFW #LazyBastard

It’s rainy outside. Should I go for a ride, or roll over and have another hours sleep, then go zwift a bit later #lazybastard

Well, hell. I just realized that the real difference between Reese's and Snickers is that Reese's chews your peanuts for you! You lazy bastard!!

#candy #gluttony #introspection #lifelessons #lazybastard