dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
600 followers · 16482 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

@steevc Remember when 'travelling' was a fun experience?

#lesigh

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
598 followers · 16390 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

@tpheine His [lame] excuse was: "It's near the wall, mate; when we put the patch on, it'll go round the edge, and the air we pump in will lift the patch."

Of course it will.

#lesigh

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Gott sei Dank hat der stรคndig grillende Nachbar auch eine Alarmanlage, die des รถfteren ohne Grund auslรถst. So kann er einem auch dann auf den Keks gehen, wenn er nicht da ist und Zeit zum Grillen hat...

#lesigh

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
598 followers · 16218 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

I have made a decision, and today will be "Appreciate 1st Line Support" day.

The first support ticket I see is asking us if an email is dodgy, given that while it has a member of staff's name as the sender, the sender's email address is totally wrong.

"Well wadda you think FookFace?"

#lesigh

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Chris J. Karr · @chris
132 followers · 1424 posts · Server omgwars.com

It would be nice to declare success and take the weekend off, but each new thing I got done in my list above has spawned several new tasks that need attention. And the SMS sending platforms' move into pre-registered senders in the US is creating a headache for me that I need to get a handle on. (Thanks mobile carriers and Twilio!)

#whatsaweekend #lesigh #twilio #a2phell

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Dominik Alexander · @scriptorium_77
11 followers · 510 posts · Server ruhr.social

Reading social media creates headaches. It's just not a good time consumer on a Sunday. May I have the Monday to relax? I won't.


scriptorium77.com/2023/07/23/s

#amwriting #lesigh #reflection #poetry #stupidity #history

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
594 followers · 16030 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

The problem with inviting people to roast you or your potential child bride is that they will! Again and again and again because they don't know when to stop.

I await Boogie2988 to start crying his arse off that Twitter folk are horrible, and he's back in therapy.

Some people just bring it on themselves.

#lesigh

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Comrade Weez · @weezmgk
881 followers · 8759 posts · Server mastodon.au

#lesigh

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Comrade Weez · @weezmgk
881 followers · 8743 posts · Server mastodon.au

@elronxenu I gave away my pancake griddle with the gas cooktop when that was sold on. It was aluminium,

#lesigh

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woozong · @woozong
187 followers · 1590 posts · Server post.lurk.org

@n3wjack
just like they set up 5 instances of any other type of system ๐Ÿ˜

no worries of that happening any time soon though... they will go through public tenders, offers from large consultancies and multi-year projects first.

#lesigh

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
592 followers · 15921 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

Hmm? So I need an Instagram account if I want Threads, then.

#lesigh

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1moremin · @1moremin
180 followers · 34 posts · Server mastodon.ie

#lesigh

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
588 followers · 15807 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

@andyc I'm glad it's not just me that has customers like that.

#lesigh

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
587 followers · 15760 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

@OldGitPhil Exactly. Back in the day, the only 'credit' you could get was from Pearl Loans. I remember hiding behind the sofa with my mum. "Ssh, keep quiet, and he'll go." look at it today. "Can't afford that jumper? No problem, use Klarna, three easy payments." the problem with society today is we no longer say "๐—ก๐—ข!" to people; it's all "How can we give them what they want?" regardless of cost, damage or impact.

#lesigh

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meredeth · @meredeth
145 followers · 12389 posts · Server bookwor.ms

@CactuarJoe
and it's not like we haven't figured out subs. we, as a culture, have hundreds of subs, and hardly any of them have sunk lately. but here come Steve Jobs Submarine Edition to figure them out anew, everybody, have no fear, totally safe.

#lesigh

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
587 followers · 15727 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

๐—–๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฃ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐Ÿ”Š

Kraftwerk

The pups in the building are like, "WTF?"

#lesigh

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
587 followers · 15665 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

๐—ฆ๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†'๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ด๐—ผ!

๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "Can I speak to Pete, please?"
๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: "May I ask what it is regarding?"
๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "My laptop is broken!"
๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: "Oh, did you want a new one?"
๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "NO! I want it fixed!

That's a support job.

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
586 followers · 15656 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

Nearly made a mean response to someone's post on Twitter whereby they were extolling the talk that they gave at some Dev event.

They had a list of sites, I presume, for marketing purposes.

โŠ› Twitter
โŠ› TikTok
โŠ› Instagram
โŠ› YouTube
โŠ› Reddit

My thoughts were, "Nothing new here; move along."

Christ, [wannabe] marketing advisors have churned out the same sites for 18 years now.

#lesigh

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jello ใƒ„ · @andersgeek
16 followers · 658 posts · Server wehavecookies.social

Anyone else get the feeling that games are *constantly* on sale these days? If theyโ€™re not discounted on Steam, they are on Xbox. If not on Xbox, then on PIayStation. If not on PlayStation, itโ€™s the Epic Game Storeโ€™s turnโ€ฆ repeat ad nauseam.

They must be hurting for cash badly. But instead of working through all the abuse allegations and making an effort in rectifying the situation and make amends, itโ€™s the old adage of โ€œJust flood the market โ€™til everyone forgetsโ€ฆโ€, I guess.

#ubisoft #lesigh

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dick_turpin · @dick_turpin
586 followers · 15603 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk

That moment when people keep coming to your office door:

"Ooh! Have you had a new headset?"

#lesigh

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