I want to eat this – with relish! My kids want me to put it up for auction online, hmmmm….
#phallic #lewdfood #carrots #KekelaFarm

Apart from getting a better rise I think I've discovered why loaves are traditionally scored either off center or diagonally! Phallic food is very overrepresented so I may keep making bread like this to even the balance a little, especially since it turns out vulvas have just as much power to make people giggle and we all need more laughter at the moment. Next challenge bum buns!

#Baking #Bread #LewdFood

@telmii_poo Don't mind me, just creating a category for #LewdFood

I am unsure this technically qualifies, but I'm not signing up to be the curator.