Wow, #LexCorp sure does ship stuff fast.

Downloading #GrapheneOS via the web installer now. I installed Eloston's Ungoogled-Chromium just for this one task.

Don't let me down GrapheneOS. XD

P.S. I still love #CalyxOS and the community. I just want to try something new.

P.P.S. FYI, de-googled chromium doesn't work with the GrapheneOS web installer. #LearnSomethingNewEveryDay

I'm pleased to present the winner of the #LexCorp Costume Contest. DJ Grodd, let's hear it!

#LexCorpCares

#LexCorp Employees,

As your new CEO, I want to remind you that job stress is something we take very seriously.

So please remember that if you're feeling stressed, there's someone else who feels just as stressed as you, but also has a headache.

And if you feel stressed and have a headache, you're doing your part to set a good example for everyone else.

#LexCorpCares

Dr. Maddox Kaplan
CEO

Dear Employees,

Please note the new signage in the elevators.

Gorilla Grodd - this means you. I'm sick of maintenance telling me the buttons are cracked and sticky.

Aggressively yours,
Dr. Maddkap
LexCorp CEO

#LexCorpCares
#LexCorp

Alright dammit ... it's been too long. I'm taking my job back as Chief Evil Scientist for #LexCorp.

Miss Tessmacher, dust off the evil plans. Tonight, we're killing Superman.