Well OK!

#LordOfTheLost will be representing Germany at the #EurovisionSongContest in May!

You go, boiz! Represent!

I'm so glad hipster hat didn't get it; I was starting to get palpitations!

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Ja cool, Lord of the Lost ist doch fein.
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🤣 This medley... 😜 to quote George Takei... Oh, my! 🤣

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Oder meinetwegen auch die verlorenen Glitter-Lords.
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Ikke!
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Poopysocks. Hipster hat guy is pulling out into a comfortable lead.

I hate hipster hats.

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Now who's this handsome fellow? #Malik? I like his sweater.

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What is this shit?

Are you shitting me, Germany?

Am I supposed to believe #BossHoss is a real thing, not a novelty act a la #WeirdAl?

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Now comes the voting, with a bunch of numbers in an easy table. Vote by calling.

🤣 0,14€ call, 0,20€ SMS.

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St. Pauli boys.
#LordsOfTheLost
OK! *bangs head*

Very theatrical. Very metallic.

They'd get my vote.

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There should be one more act. There were supposed to be 9, but one called in sick.

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What is this audience sing along? This must be a German thing. I saw it on Karneval, too... spontaneous sing-alongs.

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I think it's time for another bong rip.

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#Ikke
No. Fuck no.

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A ren-faire redhead. Plays a hurdy gurdy. Dirty old man musician is immediately intrigued.
#PattyGurdy
Wait. What? Just a quicky on the gurdy?

OK.

Nice legs.

Music is predictable but upbeat, and not same as 3 of the others.

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Promo is some bearded long hair wandering the docks with a guitar on his back.
#WillChurch
Is this a remix of the first two?

This hipster hat bugs the shit out of me for some reason. I can't get past this.

The caterwauling doesn't help.

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Oh gawd. Bayern barn band skater boi punks.
#LonelySpring
Schlager meets Ramones on Qualudes. It's horrible.

Next.

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So far, I've heard/seen nothing #EurovisionSongContest-worthy. No clue who the hosts of this show are. The blond Moderatorin I've seen on other shows, but the other 3, no clue.

Who's next?

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#AnikaRusso is a cute redhead from Oldenburg.

So far she sounds like some french chanteuse out of some 🧀 movie about the the Spanish Civil War or something.

Kinda dramatic. I kinda like it.

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The hosts are blabbering about whatever. I'ma do a bong rip.

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