dinner tonight is roasted veg and potatoes bought on discount and a couple days past expiry with some Mr Brains #lifeInTheUK
I am sorry to break the news to #Lambeth council, but not only thereโs a #coronation happening tomorrow but #queenelizabeth is long dead. I have reasons to believe that dignitaries who are delivering #British #citizenship to โforrinersโ would probably fail their #LifeintheUK test because you have no idea what hoops one has to jump through for the privilege of pledging allegiance!
#lambeth #Coronation #queenelizabeth #british #citizenship #lifeintheuk
As of March 2023, it takes 17 YEARS for the average first time buyer to save for a deposit in the UK.
Source: The Money Charity.
#costoflivingcrisis #livingrent #uk #lifeintheuk #poverty
Yay! Just got my #UK #Residence #Permit for Settlement status! In another year: #Citizenship and since I am an old git, I donโt hafta take the #LifeInTheUK test! Double Yay!
#lifeintheuk #citizenship #permit #residence #uk
No mention of any #pagan #religious celebrations either. ๐ค #LifeInTheUK
#pagan #religious #lifeintheuk
Huh, #IsleOfWhite isn't shown on the map of the #UK in the handbook...๐ค #LifeInTheUK
More from the #LifeInTheUK handbook; goes on about how "inspirational" #Churchill was, but doesn't mention that he was willing to sacrifice the whole of #Australia to the Japanese during #WW2.
#lifeintheuk #churchill #australia #ww2
they finally fixed the extractor fan in my bathroom, which is great, but the new version has a humidity sensor and it never stops running ๐ #lifeInTheUK
Scrap that ridiculous #LifeInTheUK test. Just show people this cartoon by @HealeyCartoons@Twitter.com. If they don't laugh don't let 'em in.
cranking up the heat for the evening to help my laundry dry faster. it's downright tropical in here ๐ด๐งฆ #lifeInTheUK
#LifeInTheUK requirement. Especially during #MidWinter when daylight is available only 1/3 of the day.
#VitaminD #midwinter #lifeintheuk
#LifeInTheUK requirement. Especially during #MidWinter when daylight is available only 1/3 of the day.
#VitaminD #midwinter #lifeintheuk
i hope the mouse lets me sleep tonight
i don't understand what people like about nando's. the chicken is dry and it's not even cheap. #lifeInTheUK
ah yes #lifeInTheUK where you *are* entitled to things but you *must* ask for them and you *will* be denied the first time around. you *just* have to ask again, obviously.
RT @JMBagniewska@twitter.activitypub.actor
I'm prepping for the #LifeInTheUK test. As a #Polish person, I find the tone of this question jarring, to say the least. The prescribed answer is TRUE.