going to take my #lifeInTheUK test in just over an hour... 😬

busting out the flannel sheets in July #lifeInTheUK

dinner tonight is roasted veg and potatoes bought on discount and a couple days past expiry with some Mr Brains #lifeInTheUK

you know what it didn't even occur to me to pack?

sunglasses 😎

#lifeInTheUK

I am sorry to break the news to #Lambeth council, but not only there’s a #coronation happening tomorrow but #queenelizabeth is long dead. I have reasons to believe that dignitaries who are delivering #British #citizenship to “forriners” would probably fail their #LifeintheUK test because you have no idea what hoops one has to jump through for the privilege of pledging allegiance!

As of March 2023, it takes 17 YEARS for the average first time buyer to save for a deposit in the UK.

Source: The Money Charity.

#CostOfLivingCrisis #LivingRent #UK #LifeInTheUK #Poverty

Yay! Just got my #UK #Residence #Permit for Settlement status! In another year: #Citizenship and since I am an old git, I don’t hafta take the #LifeInTheUK test! Double Yay!

No mention of any #pagan #religious celebrations either. 🤔 #LifeInTheUK

Huh, #IsleOfWhite isn't shown on the map of the #UK in the handbook...🤔 #LifeInTheUK

More from the #LifeInTheUK handbook; goes on about how "inspirational" #Churchill was, but doesn't mention that he was willing to sacrifice the whole of #Australia to the Japanese during #WW2.

they finally fixed the extractor fan in my bathroom, which is great, but the new version has a humidity sensor and it never stops running 😒 #lifeInTheUK

Scrap that ridiculous #LifeInTheUK test. Just show people this cartoon by @HealeyCartoons@Twitter.com. If they don't laugh don't let 'em in.

cranking up the heat for the evening to help my laundry dry faster. it's downright tropical in here 🌴🧦 #lifeInTheUK

#LifeInTheUK requirement. Especially during #MidWinter when daylight is available only 1/3 of the day.

#VitaminD

#LifeInTheUK requirement. Especially during #MidWinter when daylight is available only 1/3 of the day.

#VitaminD

i hope the mouse lets me sleep tonight

#lifeInTheUK

i don't understand what people like about nando's. the chicken is dry and it's not even cheap. #lifeInTheUK

ah yes #lifeInTheUK where you *are* entitled to things but you *must* ask for them and you *will* be denied the first time around. you *just* have to ask again, obviously.

RT @JMBagniewska@twitter.activitypub.actor
I'm prepping for the #LifeInTheUK test. As a #Polish person, I find the tone of this question jarring, to say the least. The prescribed answer is TRUE.