Me, trying to take my topiramate: *getting pill and water*

#Tourettes: Honk if you love Jesus!

Me: .... ... what? No. We are NOT going to be a terrible Christian bumper sticker, thank you!!

#TouretteSyndrome #TourettesSyndrome #tics #ticdisorder #ticsandtourettes #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

If I have a bruise on my face/eye when I wake up, I'm going to cry-laugh. Fucking Tourette's.

(I may have just tic-smacked myself. With my phone. Sigh.)

#Tourettes #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

#Tourettes is cursed and so are both my and @kabrams's brains.

(All I'm saying is "cheese fucks" as a tic is cursed. The inevitable morbid curiosity thoughts are. MORESO.) #tourettesyndrome #LifeWithTics #nsfw #ihatemybrainsometimes

Oh, "your mom's a house" which was just kind of "? Okay?"... and of course all the other five million vocal and motor tics I had today. It wasn't even constant. Just. Ugh. Tomorrow needs to be calmer pls and thanks brain. #Tourettes #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

Today has been very ticcy and it's annoying and exhausting.

Also I don't have the lung capacity to out-beep a backing beep. Who's surprised. Lol.

But, like. I loudly ticced "your mom fucks" in Walmart (and I still don't wanna know how many ppl whipped around to stare 😅), kept slamming myself into the headrest in a way that pulled my hair (in a way I HATE having my hair pulled so, y'know. Thanks, #Tourettes), kicked spouse's wheelchair (🤪🙃)... #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes #TouretteSyndrome

Dear brain, please stop ticcing "your mom" at drive thru speakers when they ask "anything else?" after the first item. Why do you pick THEN to hear clearly?? @ the del taco drive thru employee I'm sorry lmao. #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTourettes #LifeWithTics #Tourettes

Tfw #TicAttack while doing dishes. It was only making it mildly aggravating to do dishes til I watered the floor at which point I took a break and went to use the bathroom lol. #tourettes #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

#LRT: it's true, I neither know how nor want to explain "your mom fucks!" as either sex ed or #tourettes to the 7 year old in question. (Listen I keep telling the #coprolalia it's none of my business but that sure isn't stopping it. 🙃😅) #lifewithtics #tourettessyndrome