I love how on Mastodon you can have 17 followers, yet the only interaction you'll see with your OG toots is a like from that one random mass-following bot

Also imagine naming likes "favorites". Like, come on, there's a difference between:
a) receiving a like and receiving a favor
b) liking something and favoring it

#LikesOverFavorites
#HomiesOverHoes
And most importantly, I'm an
#AttentionWhore