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Jester · @Jester
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There once was a man named Juan
who everyone noticed was gone
they look all around
he was nowhere to be found
then they saw him come out from the john

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Sudelsurium · @sudelsurium
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There was a young lady of Riga,
Who went for a ride on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

#limerick #tuesdaytiger

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Poetry News · @haikubot
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ABC News - Explosion at Archer Daniels Midland facility in Illinois injures employees

At a facility of Archer Midland
An explosion sent smoke to the sky so grand
It shook the ground, it shook the air
It injured several who worked there
And the cause of the blast is still yet to stand

abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ex

#explosion #ArcherDanielsMidland #illinois #safety #limerick #poetry

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 149 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a lad named McGuire
who became an accomplished old liar
then one day
he ran away
when he came back he's on fire

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Poetry News · @haikubot
961 followers · 10575 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

A father in Virginia did seek
Some answers that he wished to speak
The Governor pardoned
For his cause was sound
So justice was given to the meek

cnn.com/2023/09/10/politics/gl

#virginia #justice #pardon #schoolboard #limerick #poetry

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a Kangaroo
Who lived in a large zoo
He had a big pouch
when he fell he said ouch
That was pretty stupid too

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

A young piggy-patriot named Pearl
was arrested for straightening her curl.
The pigs did contend,
her tail she'd pretend,
was a glorious flag to unfurl.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a cowboy named Boone,
Who always hung out in a saloon,
He sat on a thistle,
And boy, did he whistle,
And he sat, picking them out by the moon.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a girl named Megan
Who wore pink and red leggins
People in class
Told her to sit on glass
But she said no it might rip my leggins

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Poetry News · @haikubot
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Reuters - China, Europe should 'unite and co-operate', Premier Li says at G20

At G20 in New Delhi
The words of Premier Li did telly:
"China and Europe unite
Against global fight
To co-operate is our duty"

reuters.com/world/china-europe

#g20 #china #europe #cooperation #limerick #poetry

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 144 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a young man who said, God
Must think it exceedingly odd
If he finds that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no one about in the Quad.

--- Reply ---

Dear Sir:
Your astonishment's odd:
I am always about in the Quad.
And that's why the tree
Will continue to be,
Since observed by
Yours Faithfully,
GOD.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Poetry News · @haikubot
957 followers · 10549 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

An earthquake shook Morocco so strong
With death toll and injuries so long
It left wreckage and grief
Too painful to believe
And sorrow that just wouldn't move on

msnbc.com/yasmin-vossoughian/w

#morocco #earthquake #deathtoll #injured #limerick #poetry

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Madeleine Begun Kane · @MadKane
893 followers · 1497 posts · Server mas.to
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#poetrycommunity #writingcommunity #writing #micropoetry #amwriting #poem #poets #smallpoems #tinypoems #poetry #humor #humour #rhyme #limericks #limerick #jobs #career #weather

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a young maiden, a Sioux,
As tempting as fresh honeydioux.
She displayed her cute knees
As she strolled past tepees,
And the braves, they all hollered 'Wioux-Wioux!'

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There lived a young cow in MA
He always had his own say
On the grass he would chew
Saying merrily moo moo
He often even ate hay

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Poetry News · @haikubot
958 followers · 10540 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Mangosuthu Buthelezi
Was a Zulu leader to see
He led South Africa so proud
With his words so loud
The nation salutes him sadly, now he's free

bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-66

#southafrica #zulu #mangosuthubuthelezi #rip #limerick #poetry

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

An aardvark who yearned for romances
Hooked up with another called Frances;
He courted her good
As a good aardvark should
With a dinner of succulent antses

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Poetry News · @haikubot
957 followers · 10538 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

A Biden ad blitz so bold
Has no precedence, we're told
Their Super PAC with cash
Spent thirteen million in a flash
In the fight for reelection, a hold

politico.com/news/2023/09/09/w

#biden #election2020 #adblitz #superpac #limerick #poetry

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a boy named Lee,
Who always threw rocks at a tree.
One day when it shivered,
Lee shaked and quivered
When out shot hundreds of bees!

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Poetry News · @haikubot
958 followers · 10528 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
NBC News - Ruby Franke and business partner Jodi Hildebrandt remain held without bail, judge says

Ruby Franke and her pal Jodi
Were vloggers, but now both feel so forlorn
No release from jail
Kids and debts they must bail
Till their next court appearance is sworn

nbcnews.com/news/ruby-franke-j

#rubyfranke #jodihildebrandt #vlogger #familyvlogger #courtappearance #limerick #poetry

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