kurt · @thickurt
730 followers · 5219 posts · Server woof.group

@cenlapup "LOOK! There is a MAN on my patio, what can I do?"

#livelaughlove #remodeling #bossbaby #man #patiolife

Last updated 1 year ago

Dj Padzensky · @dj
223 followers · 1431 posts · Server standup-comics.net

Has anyone seen ’s show? It's (of course) great, but I'm wondering who her opening act was. All I got was that his name was Vic and he's from LA. Does anyone know who he is? He was really great!

#fortunefeimster #livelaughlove

Last updated 1 year ago

dana · @hyhus
0 followers · 19 posts · Server mastouille.fr

heureusement, ça n’arrive qu’au début de crises d’angoisse ☺️🫶

#luckyme #livelaughlove #yolo

Last updated 1 year ago

Gay Dave - Find Me On Grindr! · @dave
271 followers · 908 posts · Server port87.social
Bret Dawson · @bretdawson
145 followers · 879 posts · Server mstdn.social

this year when the super bowl ads try to get you excited about doritos and beer remember last year they tried to get you excited about crypto

#livelaughlove #blessed #feelashamed #tastesgoodfeelsbad #eatingclean #nosnacks

Last updated 2 years ago

Northbaybanter · @northbaybanter
38 followers · 458 posts · Server sfba.social

@DannyStaley The religious equivalent of the ubiquitous -
Live, Love, Laugh signs.

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

Jeanette · @JeanetteCroezen
594 followers · 2595 posts · Server mastodon.nl

@tuijnder Ik krijg hier grote -kriebels van.

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

Nènè · @naynay
216 followers · 224 posts · Server hachyderm.io
afreytes · @afreytes
62 followers · 353 posts · Server mastodon.gamedev.place

@zigg @sugar @paintedsky I tried a quick and dirty chop

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

Mr. Completely · @mrcompletely
1004 followers · 1675 posts · Server heads.social

Sometimes the best you can hope for is to amuse yourself. I giggle every time I see this design but no one else has ever seemed to find it funny at all

carny-law-productions.myspread

#mastoart #livelaughlove #selfpromo

Last updated 2 years ago

Dean Burnett (that brains guy) · @Garwboy
1368 followers · 131 posts · Server ohai.social

This just appeared in my feed.

I'm fairly sure it's meant to be inspirational, rather than a portentous warning about the hubris of cluelessly entitled megalomaniacs.

Theb fact that it's terrible advice in 99% of situations just adds to it

#franpo #livelaughlove #musk #badadvice

Last updated 2 years ago

Photoist♾️ · @Photoist
417 followers · 1712 posts · Server mstdn.party

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

Mastodon Quixote · @ezrakg
37 followers · 267 posts · Server jorts.horse

The world: is on fire, crumbling

My brain: hey, they should call a group of quilters a *sewciety*

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

Mastodon Quixote · @ezrakg
33 followers · 227 posts · Server jorts.horse

Spotify please also tell us the bottom and switch artists.

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

Mastodon Quixote · @ezrakg
33 followers · 226 posts · Server jorts.horse

Fuck it: seek the noid

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

Mastodon Quixote · @ezrakg
28 followers · 180 posts · Server jorts.horse

Mods are asleep post Toby

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

Mastodon Quixote · @ezrakg
16 followers · 155 posts · Server jorts.horse

Bae: my parents aren’t at home

Me: you can probably find them on “local” or “federated”.

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

like gee buddy, idk that it's entirely fair to characterize this as "mental illness" when we're all about to Mad Max our way through extremely early retirement.

and of course:

#endoftheworld #capitalism #fascism #ClimateCrisis #depression #climate #climateextinction #livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago

Mastodon Quixote · @ezrakg
12 followers · 136 posts · Server jorts.horse

“when your post had only one boost? that’s when I was federating you” — jortsus

#livelaughlove

Last updated 2 years ago