Danny Garside · @da5nsy
885 followers · 665 posts · Server social.coop

Writing code on a German train with good power and WiFi, listening to the Frozen 2 soundtrack 🎵👌

#livingmybestlife

Last updated 1 year ago

Embracing my inner cliché today: Soccer, purple hair, and activism! What's your Megan Rabinoe starter pack? 😜

#livingmybestlife #soccerislife #purplehairdontcare #mastodonfun #bitbook

Last updated 1 year ago

Piñita around the World · @Pinita
7 followers · 12 posts · Server mas.to

You have no idea how important pictures are for me. They are meaningful; a part of me; a memory. But more importantly, they are the only way of remembering what I did last night (apart from my chat history on Tinder)

#humour #parody #satire #juicy #basic #livingmybestlife #whathappensinbalistaysinbali

Last updated 1 year ago

Gavin Lenaghan · @gavinlenaghan
122 followers · 658 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Can’t say I haven’t been challenging myself and putting myself to the test lately. I’m kinda parped, lol.

Now, finally time for some chilling and old-fashioned fun 💪 👌

#livingmybestlife #andothercringeworthyhashtags

Last updated 2 years ago

Chrissy · @chrissytina
7 followers · 143 posts · Server mastodon.world
Ailvie 🏳️‍⚧️ · @Crabshapedpear
215 followers · 717 posts · Server outdoors.lgbt

I've been passively rewatching Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit on repeat every week for months now. I've gotten to the point where I sing Gollum's cute little fish song in the shower...

"Rock in pool, nice and cool, so juicy sweet! Now we wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!"

Sing along now everyone!! 🐟🐠😊

#livingmybestlife #lotr #hobbit

Last updated 2 years ago

Todd Robert Anderson · @ToddRobertAnderson
19 followers · 309 posts · Server mstdn.party

“Maybe I’ll watch Death Wish 3 later” is a thought I often have, and a recurring dream that sometimes comes to fruition.

#livingmybestlife

Last updated 2 years ago

Jack Iwashyna 🫁 · @iwashyna
860 followers · 1520 posts · Server critcare.social

I took a nap on the couch. One of the dogs refused to scooch, so that dog was a pillow for the nap.

#livingmybestlife

Last updated 2 years ago

Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow
8 followers · 63 posts · Server ohai.social
Kingstrum · @Kingstrum
34 followers · 1153 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

@bluecat Oh, same. Current employer thinks I'm joking when I say "sure, I'll do more on-call...every (5) weeks now, so we can go with anything under that you like. My current fee structure for that starts at $300k/year. Where shall we begin the bidding?"

#livingmybestlife #workworkwork #oncallcrazyman #iwannabeamillionaire

Last updated 2 years ago

Kealoha · @Kealoha321
192 followers · 659 posts · Server shakedown.social

Gotta love when your kid sends you pics like this.

#rockymountains #livingmybestlife

Last updated 2 years ago

Shannon Dea · @shannondea
586 followers · 326 posts · Server mas.to

It’s the cat’s birthday, apparently. We celebrated with chocolate soufflés!

#baking #livingmybestlife #catsofmastodon

Last updated 2 years ago

Charlotte Walker · @purplepadma
1363 followers · 13351 posts · Server mas.to

I went for a swim - OK, a bob-about-on-a-flotation device - and had the pool to myself. It was so peaceful, just bobbing and looking at the sky and the green coconuts and bananas growing on the trees. A small bird flew so low over the pool that it almost skimmed my head. Then the sun dipped below the roof and I felt chilly, so I got out and into a hot bath, where Tom brought me a non-alcoholic tropical punch

#saintlucia #livingmybestlife #vacation #holiday

Last updated 2 years ago

Deviant Robot · @deviantrobot
9 followers · 39 posts · Server mas.to

Spent the day working at my desk, eating at my desk and then playing games at my desk. I got up to pee and my watch congratulated me for standing up. Fuck you watch.

#fitness #cardio #excise #workout #livingmybestlife #applewatch

Last updated 2 years ago

Tin Bee 🥫🐝 · @TinBee
92 followers · 1408 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I don't know what exciting thibgs people are doing today, but the highlight of my day is that the old Flash bottle finally has a small amount left to be poured into the new one…

#livingmybestlife

Last updated 2 years ago

ThatMarkRoberts · @ThatMarkRoberts
85 followers · 743 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

No *you’re* swinging by McDonald’s Drive Thru at 22:00, after the show finished, and you’re indulging your adrenaline crash with junk that’s insanely bad for you. You. Not me. No. No. Perish the thought that I would do such a thing.

#livingmybestlife #shamefulreally

Last updated 2 years ago

Charlie Dean · @charliedeanporn
3 followers · 10 posts · Server mastodon.world

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's got the wildest porn star life of them all?

#livingmybestlife #instaboy #instapornstars #pornstar #malepornstar

Last updated 2 years ago

ThatMarkRoberts · @ThatMarkRoberts
76 followers · 635 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Now that I’m finally beyond the Christmas family stomach lurgy, I’ve been making up for lost time. So many things to do! So obviously I’ve ignored all of them, sat on my arse all day and watched hours of streaming content instead. Life. Well. Spent.

#newyearsday #livingmybestlife #startasyoumeantogoon

Last updated 2 years ago

Sophie McKeand · @SophieMcKeand
86 followers · 151 posts · Server toot.wales

It’s been two years to the day since I last drank alcohol and I feel 🤩🤩🤩

#livingmybestlife #happy #soberlife #sober

Last updated 2 years ago