Writing code on a German train with good power and WiFi, listening to the Frozen 2 soundtrack 🎵👌

#LivingMyBestLife

Embracing my inner cliché today: Soccer, purple hair, and activism! What's your Megan Rabinoe starter pack? 😜 #LivingMyBestLife #SoccerIsLife #PurpleHairDontCare #MastodonFun #BitBook

You have no idea how important pictures are for me. They are meaningful; a part of me; a memory. But more importantly, they are the only way of remembering what I did last night (apart from my chat history on Tinder) #WhatHappensInBaliStaysInBali #LivingMyBestLife #Basic #Juicy #satire #parody #humour

Can’t say I haven’t been challenging myself and putting myself to the test lately. I’m kinda parped, lol.

Now, finally time for some chilling and old-fashioned fun 💪 👌 #LivingMyBestLife #AndOtherCringeworthyHashtags

#RestOfMyLife #LivingMyBestLife #Quote #QuoteOfTheDay

I've been passively rewatching Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit on repeat every week for months now. I've gotten to the point where I sing Gollum's cute little fish song in the shower...

"Rock in pool, nice and cool, so juicy sweet! Now we wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!"

Sing along now everyone!! 🐟🐠😊
#LivingMyBestLife #LOTR #Hobbit

“Maybe I’ll watch Death Wish 3 later” is a thought I often have, and a recurring dream that sometimes comes to fruition. #livingmybestlife

I took a nap on the couch. One of the dogs refused to scooch, so that dog was a pillow for the nap.

#LivingMyBestLife

Zoe's such a sweetheart ❤️

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#wholesome #family #famille #familia #familie #lovemyfamily #livingmybestlife

@bluecat Oh, same. Current employer thinks I'm joking when I say "sure, I'll do more on-call...every (5) weeks now, so we can go with anything under that you like. My current fee structure for that starts at $300k/year. Where shall we begin the bidding?"

#LivingMyBestLife #WorkWorkWork #OnCallCrazyMan #IWannaBeAMillionaire

Gotta love when your kid sends you pics like this. #rockymountains #livingmybestlife

It’s the cat’s birthday, apparently. We celebrated with chocolate soufflés! #CatsOfMastodon #LivingMyBestLife #Baking

I went for a swim - OK, a bob-about-on-a-flotation device - and had the pool to myself. It was so peaceful, just bobbing and looking at the sky and the green coconuts and bananas growing on the trees. A small bird flew so low over the pool that it almost skimmed my head. Then the sun dipped below the roof and I felt chilly, so I got out and into a hot bath, where Tom brought me a non-alcoholic tropical punch #Holiday #vacation #LivingMyBestLife #SaintLucia

Spent the day working at my desk, eating at my desk and then playing games at my desk. I got up to pee and my watch congratulated me for standing up. Fuck you watch.

#applewatch #livingmybestlife #workout #excise #cardio #fitness

I don't know what exciting thibgs people are doing today, but the highlight of my day is that the old Flash bottle finally has a small amount left to be poured into the new one…

#LivingMyBestLife

No *you’re* swinging by McDonald’s Drive Thru at 22:00, after the show finished, and you’re indulging your adrenaline crash with junk that’s insanely bad for you. You. Not me. No. No. Perish the thought that I would do such a thing. #LivingMyBestLife #ShamefulReally

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's got the wildest porn star life of them all?

#LivingMyBestLife #instaboy #instapornstars #pörnstar #malepornstar

#bestfriday
#fridayonmymind
#LaPalma
#charcoverde
#livingmybestlife
#chilling
Have a nice weekend, y'all!! 💙🩵🩶

Now that I’m finally beyond the Christmas family stomach lurgy, I’ve been making up for lost time. So many things to do! So obviously I’ve ignored all of them, sat on my arse all day and watched hours of streaming content instead. Life. Well. Spent. #NewYearsDay #LivingMyBestLife #StartAsYouMeanToGoOn

It’s been two years to the day since I last drank alcohol and I feel 🤩🤩🤩 #sober #soberlife #happy #livingmybestlife