@demoncat 🤣 🤣 🤣 What a superbly British joke, but #AltText4You - the image shows a desk photo of the new Speaker of the US House of Representatives; photo is on a desk with an iceberg lettuce with two eyes, and the caption "Day one: can Kevin McCarthy outlast this lettuce?" Refers to a series of front pages by UK Daily Star about Prime Minister Liz Truss, who indeed did not outlast the lettuce.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce