’Twas Patch Tuesday Eve and all through the SOC, hushed; Not an analyst was sleeping through any #Slack knock-brush

The hackers were snuggled in their soft gaming chairs; Reading posts from @SwiftOnSecurity with little fanfare

When all of the sudden arose such an alert; That an analyst spilled eggnog on their @defcon t-shirt!

Was it Lazarus or Pandas or a Fancy Bear? Maybe Mimikatz or notPetya or some ransomware?

As the analysts worked, the snow fell on the room; Blanketing the whole datacenter as they talked on a #zoom

The SOC sipped their hot drinks, keyboards tapped and mice clicked; Critical infrastructure being attacked via log4shell just for kicks!

The patter of reindeer footsteps on the roof? Triggered an alarm (because of course the building is burglar-proof)

As INTERPOL arrested Santa he exclaimed with dismay, “It’s Winter in #lnfosec; I’m just trying to deliver an 0-day!”

– My original tweets from 2021 are https://twitter.com/aprilwright/status/1474545752449945603

RT @aprilwright@twitter.com

The patter of reindeer footsteps on the roof; Triggered an alarm (because of course the building is burglar-proof)

As INTERPOL arrested Santa he exclaimed with dismay, “It’s Winter in #lnfosec; I’m just trying to deliver an 0-day!“

/❄️

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/aprilwright/status/1474545757197852675

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