Want to break your brain?
Play 5D chess today!
The only chess game (probably) that has you playing over spatial, temporal, and parallel dimensions at once!

(I don't understand what this even is)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349230/5D_Chess_With_Multiverse_Time_Travel/

#games #steam #chess #lolwut

This actually broke my brain

https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/10/x_corp_sues_twitter_law_firm/

#twitter #musk #lolwut

Because of Russell's Paradox, mathematicians realised that unrestricted comprehension is bad and so set about designing systems where the bad thing just couldn't be defined. But there is another, kinda bonkers way: you can weaken your logic so that \(R \Leftrightarrow \neg R\) does not imply a contradiction.

In order to derive a contradiction you first use R once, this implies not R, and that *together with R* gives you a contradiction (similarly if you start with not R). But since R is being used twice, you would avoid this inconsistency in a system based on the !-free fragment of linear logic.

(This curiosity was found in Braüner's introduction to linear logic https://www.brics.dk/LS/96/6/BRICS-LS-96-6.pdf)

#linearlogic #logic #types #lolwut

#lolwut .

Well, if this goes on, I think #Twitter might go down for good before the next American election.

Which, at this stage, can only be a good thing.

Welp, just canceled my Terminex contract, as they are charging me $100 a visit to do less than half the work they had been since they decided they don't spray around the baseboards anymore.

#adulting #Homecare #lolwut

*checks calendar*

*checks map*

REALLY?????

#SouthCarolina #weather #lolwut

Ya’ll that’s an Ontario Driver’s License. And not what you usually show for healthcare services?

Found on Global News’ website under an article I was reading.

(yes, aware that’s a sponsored link and not actually from Global News but still…)

#NovaScotia #lolwut

"Coordinate Plane Closure" by @XKCD comic - please avoid the construction zone while they repair a pothole in the 2D coordinate plane https://xkcd.com/2735/ #math #LOLWUT

#TIL that there is a place in #Australia called ‘Humpty Doo’.

#LOLWut

Monitorets is a Cute System Monitor …Thing for Linux https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2023/01/monitorets-system-monitor-app-linux-desktop #opensource #foss #lolwut

Ya'll, I have no idea what I am doing D:
#mastodon #lolwut #help

Nipple tassel Santa has made his triumphant return to our seasonal decor. (Santa was a gift to our eldest from my mom.)
#ChristmasDecorations #Santa #lolwut

Today's "You have got to be fucking kidding me" moment:

#LOLWUT #TheAnswerIsNo

I don't claim to be an expert in medicine, the law, or autism, but I feel pretty confident that the answer isn't just "No", but #FuckNo.

Apples Anonymisierungsdienst tut ganicht was versprochen wird? Das ja mal eine MEGA ÜBERRASCHUNG #lolwut #apple #vpn #encryption

https://gizmodo.com/apple-iphone-privacy-dsid-analytics-personal-data-test-1849807619

Just finished making this icon with my preferred contact links as of january 2021. it's more compact than I'd like but I'm trying to link the main ones for viewers too unmotivated to actually go to www.toplesstopics.org/contact for the direct links. I'm debating posting this to instagram and facebook as well, even though they've started banning even my only text only posts as "sexual solicitation" and "hatespeech" #lolwut

#Redis hat den Befehl #LOLWUT 😂

I had to check twice. Not 1st of April. #Facebook asks users for their email passwords. #LOLWUT https://www.thedailybeast.com/beyond-sketchy-facebook-demanding-some-new-users-email-passwords