Miss you, Devon 😂

#LonelyHearts #WantAds #Devon #Devonshire #ShowMeTheTractor

"I've been hurt before, and I suppose it's made me a little crabby. It was at a holiday camp, a holiday romance. After that I just wanted to hide away in a deep, dark hole and smoke. But that just created a poisonous atmosphere and nobody was getting anywhere. So now I'm looking for someone who can really bring me out of my shell." #LonelyHearts #DoctorWho

"Love is an emotion, and emotions are a weakness. We seek people with similar interests, but if dissimilar you will be like us. You must not not wear make-up, especially nail varnish, or gold jewellery, although we are partial to silver." #LonelyHearts #DoctorWho

"I know people say we're all alike, but I'm not like that: I really want to find someone for enjoyable nights of military reenactments. Doesn't really matter if you are male or female, as I don't really see the difference: is it something about the thorax? Looking for someone steady and dependable: I really don't like people who just change everything about themselves so they can fit in anywhere. Also must be shorter than 5 foot with no interest in necking." #LonelyHearts #DoctorWho

@ISIHAW "Scientist seeks willing or unwilling or even unknowing test subjects. Into unleashing primal rage, arborification, brain draining and EastEnders. If you're willing to leave your girl, you're the man I want. No Time Lords." #DoctorWho #LonelyHearts

"I'm going to be straight up: I'm married, but not happily. My husband just shouts ALL THE TIME - I guess I just want some Blessed release, you know? The marriage was a surprise: nobody thought we'd get together; it was almost like an afterthought. Just looking for a nice softly spoken guy. Oh, and I am NOT into strangulation." #LonelyHearts #DoctorWho

"Family man looking for pure love. If not pure enough, I may carry out surgical interventions to purify it. I have many children that are the most important thing in the universe, although we haven't always seen eye to eyestalk. I have very firm beliefs and will not change them for you: many have tried to open my eyes, but to no avail. Wheelchair user, so you may have to give me a hand." #LonelyHearts #DoctorWho

@ISIHAW "Into exploring West London through the ages and wearing uniforms, seeking someone who knows the way to Heathrow and is into a mouth on legs. Might have a thing for Trakenites, depending on who's writing that week." #DoctorWho #LonelyHearts

"Tall, muscular military type looking for someone who enjoys long walks in the snow, romantic picnics in the snow, or any activity that takes place at -30 degrees Celsius. If you asked me what my favourite feature was, I think I'd have to say hands. The kinds of hands that could pick a flower, gently wipe a tear from a lover's eye, or work a smart phone. Fingers, actually. God it would be great to have fingers." #LonelyHearts #DoctorWho

"Peoples of the Universe, please attend carefully. Gender fluid person, seeks someone to dominate. If you are supportive of - occasionally inappropriate - cosplay, and will obey me, I could be the superior intellect of your dreams. There has been an episode or two of self-abuse, and occasionally size has been an issue. Must like cats." #LonelyHearts #DoctorWho

"Our next round is called #LonelyHearts. It isn't uncommon for creatures from Doctor Who to struggle even in this modern world of dating apps and quick hook-ups: Alpha Centauri was recently trying to add their selfie to complete a Hinge profile, only to be banned for life for posting unsolicited dick pics. So teams, please tell me which characters from #DoctorWho the following lonely hearts adverts have been written by."