Kann ich bitte den Scheuer nochmal sehen? :mastofacepalm:

#LowExpectations
#Verkehrswende
#Koalitionsausschuss

(Ich dachte nicht im entferntesten daran, das mal für eine öffentliche Äußerung auch nur in Betracht zu ziehen)

A week and a day til Valentine’s Day.

As a rule I have pretty high expectations. As with any rule, it has its exception, the F14 exception. In this case the following applies:

Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed.

#ValentinesDay #dating #SingleLife #expectations #romance #LowExpectations #NoExpectations #humour #joke #exceptions

@kell_topaz I'm starting as a Burger Duke and then working my way up from their.

#LowExpectations

I'm going to mark down today as a success. Productivity has been shit, and deadlines are painting myself into a corner, so I am almost at the point that I'll be "motivated". In my "pro"crastination, I've managed to fix a hole in a door (sanded and painted), filtered my cold brew, and my biggest achievement of the day.... managed to only drink 600ml or so of said cold brew... O_o #LowExpectations

The #Christmas🎄tree is up,
and by “up,” I mean plugged in,
because I never took it down.

Last winter, I removed the ornaments and unplugged the small tabletop tree I picked up years ago at a garage sale. I didn’t feel like forcing it back into its box, so I parked it in a corner. Today I plugged it in. I’ll put a 🌟 on top but that may be it. The lights are cheerful and I just don’t have the energy anymore.

#LowExpectations are liberating.

Odds that the wife who routinely forgets my birthday is remotely aware it's father's day tomorrow? #LowExpectations

@Temporalrift@tenforward.social I’d prefer something I can watch without another $10/month subscription #lowexpectations