Feeling like a #mutant. Found out I have #asteroidhyalosis - an entertaining (for drs) snowglobe situation in one #eye if you have proper tools. Was told not to worry, but she hadn't seen it in someone <60 yrs in a while. Trying not to look up brain tumors and #oculardisease rn.

It feels like the time i wowed my #dentist with my #toruspalitinus - dude nearly fell out of his chair. I assumed impending disaster, but he was just amused at my #anomoly.

#asteroid #EyeExam #mystery #luxurybones

#LuxuryBones

https://youtu.be/TL7zwBoCt18

😂😂...😢

Friendly reminder to FLOSS YOUR TEETH, folks. :GhostHeart:

Luxury bones don't take care of themselves magically

#SelfCare
#FlossYourTeeth
#LuxuryBones
#Healthcare

New dental hygenist or just a REALLY thorough one. My poor mouth. I swear she went 3x over my whole mouth with the pointy thing, worked on a coffee stain, more gum jabbing, polish, more jabbing. I have never tasted more blood 😭😫 ow.

#dentist #luxurybones #teeth