Rumour has it that the OED is going to redefine the phrase "immediate effect" to mean 10 or more weeks.

https://news.sky.com/story/nadine-dorries-announces-her-resignation-12948347

#MadNads #resignation

Is this… Dare I hope… Is it… Can it be?

#NadineDorries #Nads #MadNads #UKpol

Guess she's given up on that peerage then.
GPLB: "Nadine Dorries rejects criticism from privileges committee, saying they should 'grow up' and 'stop crying over hurty words'"
Let's hope they sanction her into oblivion, eh?
#MadNads #PrivilegesCommittee #UKPolitics #FFS

Someone's gone rogue at TalkTV. Say what you want about Nads, but she's not wooden 🧐🤣 #UKPolitics #MadNads

@RussInCheshire has gone one better than Schrödinger's Gobsite, @Greenseer :
"Crystal meth Barbie, Nadine Dorries"
🤣🤣
#UKPolitics #TheWeekInTory #MadNads

Best commentary on Dorries, I've seen today 😂😂😂
Punctuation/Language nerds, look away now - I don't want to inadvertently ruining your evening.
#UKPolitics #MadNads #GizAPeerage #SchrodingersGobshite

Over in the Commons, Shadow Leader of the House Thangam Debonnaire, is having a moment:
"Nadine Dorries described by
@ThangamMP
as "the guest who outstays their welcome, when conversation has dried up, she says she's off home, she's taking forever to put on her coat, and - you know what? - she WILL stay for that last cup of tea, after all."
😂😂🔥🔥
#UKPolitics #MadNads #SoreLoser #GetOffTheGin #UKPolitics #PrivilegesCommittee

Christ. Every time I have the misfortune of being within hearing distance of Nadine Dorries while she's talking, this song comes into my head.
#UKPolitics #MadNads #FuckTheTories #TuneTuesday #NowPlaying
The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4&ab_channel=RHINO

Nadine Dorries must be the last person in the world hasn't figured out that Boris Johnson is a self-serving liar. From The Times live blog:
"Boris Johnson was informed that Nadine Dorries’s peerage had been rejected as far back as February, senior government sources have said, contradicting claims that the former prime minister was unaware his nominations had been blocked until recently."
https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%2Farticle%2Fboris-johnson-latest-news-tory-party-dorries-sunak-conservatives-2023-x8tzfx2zk
#UKPolitics #HOLAC #ByeByeBoris #MadNads

Nadine Dorries, 2018: "I for one will be lobbying for a bill to massively reduce the size of the Lords"
Nadine Dorries, 2023: "The sinister forces that stopped me, a girl born into poverty, from reaching the Lords"
#UKPolitics #HOLAC #MadNads

As she's flapping her gob at every pundit and "journalist" who'll give her air time today, whining about how she's been swindled out of a seat in the Lords that she had dibs on because Johnson pinky-promised her, it seems a good moment to examine the voting record of Nadine Dorries, self-styled working class heroine:
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris #HOLAC #MadNads

"Oooooh Big Dog," simpered Nadine, "I just can't help myself. GB News has offered me a contract I can't refuse. It's big fat and juicy - just like you!"

#MadNads

Dave Brown's #RoguesGallery cartoon, after #HawesCraven #BorisJohnson #NadineDorries #JacobReesMogg #MadNads #Mogg #PrivilegesCommittee #Partygate - political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

More from Mad Nads via GPLB
".@BorisJohnson very clear today. Not sure there is a reasonable person in the land who would think that the committee could do anything other than totally exonerate him and not before time either."
LooooooooooooooooooooooooL
#UKPolitics #Partygate #MadNads

BREAKING NEWS: Manager of Nadine Dorries' local Threshers has issued a statement saying he's closed early and asked police to patrol to ensure no damage occurs to the shop 😂
#UKPolitics #MadNads

@Gerz But now, according to the Bunter fan club, Sue Gray is a massive "red under the bed" trot who might as well have been a Jeremy Corbyn mole, planted to undermine the Glorious Leader and his flawless diplomacy in Northern Ireland, which has led us to the fabled Sunlit Uplands of post-Brexit Britain. 🙄
#Partygate #Turdmatoes #UKPolitics #Rationing #BrexitBrokeBritain #FuckTheTories #CostOfLivingCrisis #Covid #Turnips #Foodbanks #EnoughIsEnough #JohnsonTheLiar #MadNads