Google exec 1: we need to make people want to come back to the office!

Google exec 2: why tho?

Google exec 1: we just do. Ideas?

Google exec 3: *rips giant line of coke* let’s charge them $100 bucks a night to stay on campus so they can drastically reduce their work/life balance and overall health and well-being.

Google exec 1: jesus fking christ Ethan. That. Is. Brilliant. Spread the word.

#wfh #ReallyBadIdeas #google #WhyTho #huh #MakesZeroSense #CuLTURe #CorporateStupidity