This week's nails and rings, complete with the current collection of festival wrist bands.
I particularly like the Darth Maul ring, although I don't wear it often because it's quite impractical.
#MalePolish #malepolishednails #MenWithNails

This week's nails are the colour of dried blood, for some reason.
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Last week's nails and this week's nails. #MalePolish #menwithnails

New profile pic, last year's #Pride nails 🏳️‍🌈

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#HappyPride

This week my nails are mostly gold, when a silver contrast....
#MalePolish #menwithnails

Experimenting with some press-ons ahead of the festival season. See whether I can live with them without destroying them.
#MalePolish #MaleNails #GlamourIsntGendered

Trying out some Avon nail polish #MalePolish thanks to Hunnypot Cottage Bakery . The dark reds are fantastic, especially the "red wine" colour (index finger), but the matt grey and matt black are incredible. I'd been dead against black, it seems very clichéd goth MalePolish, but matt black is something different.

Nail polish (#malepolish as the kids are apparently calling it) on a bloke. Specifically, a 50-year-old bloke.
Is this acceptable yet? Or still a bit weird?

And there was this delicious sativa joint I made for myself and smoked slowly outside on the back deck #cannabis #malepolish #queerstoner #pig

#Eurovision has often been used as a platform for "political" statements. Think Concita Wurst winning in the face of Russia's anti-lgbt laws, Netta winning with "I'm Not Your Toy" during the height of the #MeToo movement, Ukraine winning last year...

So it's interesting that TWO of the acts from this year have songs about #gender #expression. I'm not drawing conclusions, just saying. Also, painted my nails yesterday, they look FABULOUS. #malepolish #IAmMe

So two(?) years ago, my gel nail polish kit came with a drill, and I didn't know what it was for, so I ignored it. I finally figured it out just a month ago, and WHY THE FUCK have I been wasting so much time soaking my fingers in acetone?
#MalePolish

#MardiGras
#LaissezLesBonsTempsRouler
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I couldn’t choose which #selfie to post today (they’re all kinda #cheesy tbh, but I like #cheese!). Husband’s sleeping, I’m “working from home” but had time to do my nails after breakfast.

#malepolish #moustache

Sorry about the #malepolish post I deleted about 1h ago - my wonderful but #clumsy husband tripped and broke his little finger and RUINED my plans for orange, green or blue nails 🫣

I’ll try again tomorrow and hope he doesn’t fall out the window or something 🙄🤣

P.S. he’s completely ok, just has a finger brace now. Hospital visit was quick (it’s like 200m from here) and they were nice to him. I’m making him soup now, keeping him comfy and hoping he needs me to hold his peen when he pees.

@gregorj

Handsome man is sexy man.

#gold #malepolish #eurovision #moustache

I was so focused on getting my #gold #malepolish done for our #Eurovision party tonight that I forgot to comb my #moustache. 🙄

Oh, and do you people know how hard it is to take a selfie that highlights the nails without looking like you’re taking a selfie to highlight your nails?? I’m EXHAUSTED 😱

Wanted a #selfie before the #movie but DAYUM this lighting is making me look GREY.
It’s also highlighting the fact that I apparently got #malepolish all over my hands 🙄
In any case, I’m ready to clutch my pearls if the movie gets too bad. Going in #dnd mode for the next couple hours, wish me luck!!

Forgot to take a picture of my new nail colors from last weekend. My apologies, they were tidier when they were new.
#MalePolish

@lusotart Unless it's a #malepolish #anonymous meeting?

I had to redo both hands today. Changed my mind about the feat nail. Then I bumped the main colour. Done now. #malepolish #nails