Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their maps stolen. A spokesman said that they are searching for Leeds.

https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/map-jokes/ #Joke #Humour #Map #MapJokes

Why was the Mercator projection embarrassed? Because it was caught stretching the truth!

#dadjoke #mapjokes

Why was the map of the world always sad? Because it was constantly feeling distorted and misunderstood, just like the Mercator projection. #mapjokes

I found this on an 1876 map of #Albany NY, so if you're wondering why my rap name is "Strong Strong Steel King," this is the origin story:

#maps #jokes #mapjokes #albanyny

Ok, I'm bringing over one of my favorite tweets in what might be the birdsite's final days.

Why are animals bigger in cold climates? They're not. They only seem larger due to the #Mercator projection.

#BadAnswers #MapJokes #ecology