U.S. Politics in Real Time · @uspolitics
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BeePS · @BPStuart
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Hey, Trump!

Your Mar-a-Lago docs predicament is looking really bad. As they say, “It’s not the crime; it’s the coverup.” Wait a minute! You don’t care about coverups. According to Stormy, you had unprotected sex. If you’re lucky, your future cellmates will be more prudent than you’ve been.

Have a nice day!😉

#criminaltrump #deletetheserver #maralagodocs #DonaldTrump

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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BeePS · @BPStuart
711 followers · 6700 posts · Server mstdn.social

Thank you, Alvin Bragg.
Thank you, Jack Smith.
Thank you, Fani Willis.
Thank you, Letitia James.
Thank you, Merrick Garland.
Thank you, U.S. House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack.
Thank you, Capitol Police.

#insurrection #maralagodocs #electiontampering #fakeelectors #January6 #traitortrump #DonaldTrump

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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“Now, listen here now, see, and listen good, real good. The boss says he wants the server deleted. Hear me, wise guy? Deleted! Now, you take care of that stat, or I’ll delete you!”
~ Alpha Trump Minion

#jacksmith #maralagodocs #carlosdeoliveira #waltnauta #DonaldTrump

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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Walt Nauta has become Trump’s Mar-a-Lago “Mark Meadows.” He’s the alpha bootlicking lackey, however dubious that term may sound.

#maralagodocs #DonaldTrump #waltnauta

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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I want to know what Trump gave or promised Walt Nauta, Carlos De Oliveira, and/or their respective families. Trump’s definitely getting his money’s worth by paying for their legal counsel.

Whenever Trump is involved, there’s always something self-serving, unethical, and illegal in the works.

I’m confident Mr. Smith is several chess moves ahead of the comic book villain and his minions.

#maralagodocs #jacksmith #carlosdeoliveira #waltnauta #DonaldTrump

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Annhattan · @annhattan
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Learning now how names 3rd defendant in case…trying to flip the pool boy.

#msnbc #nicolewallace #maralagodocs #jacksmith

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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Republicans:

👉 Joe Biden is the president of the United States, not Hunter Biden.
👉 President Joe Biden is running for re-election as POTUS, not Hunter Biden.
👉 The urgency of top secret classified docs — stolen by a twice-impeached, lying, cheating, treasonous sex offender — trumps your perverse interest in Hunter Biden’s “junk” files.

Now you know. Get your shit together, you clowns.

#maralagodocs #HunterBiden #DonaldTrump #republicans

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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“Trump!
Because we loathe people of color, women, LGBTQ+ people, and Muslims more than we love national security.”
~ Republicans

#maralagodocs #Putin #nationalsecurity #Trump #MAGA #gop #republicans

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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BeePS · @BPStuart
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BeePS · @BPStuart
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“Like, President Trump, I’m a legitimate person. To be absolutely honest, that wasn’ on those surveillance videos. It… It was George Santos.”
~ Walt Nauta

#jacksmith #maralagodocs #DonaldTrump #waltinenauta #waltnauta

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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It’s bad enough to go through life with a first name that rhymes with “saltine,” but must REALLY suck when your first and last names contain the anagram…
“NAIL A WET TUNA.”
What’s it mean? I’m not quite sure, but it’s an assault on the imagination. And the tuna, too. Or so I would imagine, please excuse the presumption.

#anagrams #anagram #maralagodocs #DonaldTrump #waltnauta #waltinenauta

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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If Walt Nauta bears witness to any of Trump’s crimes, starting immediately, Trump’s comments on Nauta will begin with…

“Who? Who’s he? Never heard of him.”

#jacksmith #maralagodocs #waltnauta #DonaldTrump

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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“Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn dirty prosecutor! I’m a legitimate person!”

~ Donald J. Trump

#Planetoftheapes #jacksmith #January6 #maralagodocs #Trump

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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Mr. Nauta:

By remaining loyal to that malignant narcissist, who has declared himself a “legitimate person,” you’ve chosen to die on the wrong hill; it’s a pile of dung.

On an entirely unrelated note, was your mother eating crackers when she named you? Just curious.

#jacksmith #DonaldTrump #espionageact #maralagodocs #waltinenauta #waltnauta

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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“Military plans? What ‘military plans’? Top secret classified documents? No, no, not at all! Those were plans… Plans for uhhh… ummm… buildings. Buildings and… uh… a golf course! Yeah, that’s the ticket! Plans for buildings and a golf course. That’s right! That’s my bravado talking. Did you recognize my bravado? I’m a legitimate person, you know.”
~ Donald Trump

#jonlovitz #jacksmith #PathologicalLiar #bedministertapes #maralagodocs #DonaldTrump

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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“Military plans? What ‘military plans’? Top secret classified documents? No, no, not at all! Those were plans… Plans for uhhh… ummm… buildings. Yeahhh, that’s the ticket! Buildings and… uh… a golf course! Yeah, yeahhh… plans for buildings and a golf course. That’s exactly what I showed them! I’m a legitimate person, by the way. No one is more legitimate than me.”

~ Trump

#dissemination #espionageact #jacksmith #maralagodocs #bedminstertapes #DonaldTrump

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BeePS · @BPStuart
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Hey, Trump!
After hearing that great evidence, the Bedminster recording of you showing off a classified document, it looks like your cheap orange marmalade-slathered ass will be spending some time in prison. “It’s so cool!”

#jacksmith #maralagodocs #bedminsterrecordings #heytrump

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