This is how Craig and I amuse ourselves when I'm away: I see him in the surveillance cam, and he holds the dog up to the cam so I can say hello. I scared the shit out of him last December when I was in Basel, Switzerland--our cam has a speaker, and I yelled HELLO! at him when he was letting the dog out one night.

#MaritalBliss

I don’t know what our love languages were originally but these days it is definitely showing each other funny tik toks until neither of us can breathe. #maritalbliss

This week's main success is that my husband and I assembled the biggest fuck-off wardrobe known to humankind and no one filed for divorce. The wardrobe has stayed up so far, too.

#success #WinningAtLife #MaritalBliss #furniture #FlatPack

Maybe that's retaliation for me asking him to set plants outside (cold weather done for now) and bring in the holiday decorations.

#SeniorLife #MaritalBliss

@georgetakei after an unrelenting 72 hour campaign (it was hard on both of us) my husband got me on #mastodon. Can I get a follow please? #maritalbliss @kuppy