"Just pick a direction and go. Don't stop. Don't go back."

Me, the last 3 times I've gotten in my car.

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The Good: Wife and I reunite!
The Bad: Wife and I reunite!
The Ugly: Financial co-dependence.

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Tooting from a hotel room. Le sigh. 😢

She: Thanks for the card.
Me: I never sent a card.
She: Your friend did.
Me: I guess she cares.
She: She cares about you.
Me: Then why send you a card?
She: To impress you.
Me: Can we not do this?
She: Please sleep elsewhere tonight.

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She: You're late.
Me: I stopped at Freddie's.
She: She was at Freddie's?
Me: Really? You're gonna go there?
She: Then stop lying.
Me: It was just that one time. She was not at Freddie's.

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She: Was that her?
Me: It was.
She: She has no shame?
Me: She wants us to work.
She: I hardly believe that.

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She: You have to decide.
Me: Seems like I have.
She: Then what is it?
Me: You know.

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Me: She smokes cigarettes sometimes. Helps her cope.
She: You love her.
Me: Of course. Why wouldn't I?

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