Jak wygląda małżeństwo po sześciu latach? Ot, choćby tak, że gdy Mycha wraca ze sklepu, oboje jaramy się 10 minut tym, jaki piękny ręcznik papierowy kupiła. ^^

#Malzenstwo #MarriedLife

I know it’s petty, but I do think my least favorite thing about living out my golden years in a climate change-ravaged hellscape is going to be my wife saying, “it’s so hot!” every 8 minutes

#climate #climateChange #marriedLife #itsSoHot

@harold

At least it is free for folks on Medicare, but waiting can be risky.

Mr Raven had shingles last year and he's vaxxed now because somehow having shingles is better motivation than nagging.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#MarriedLife

I'm not an easy person to love.
One of my enjoying flaws is going to do something and then finish doing something totally different, or saying " I will finish in 30 minutes" and then I come in in 2 hours.

It's driving my husband crazy but because he loves me so much he is very patient and understanding.

This evening I said I will be stocking wood 30 minutes, and I came in 3 hours later. He took care of Morgan and put him to bed, and was absolutely amazing about the whole thing.

I love physical work, it makes me feel alive, plus I discover I have muscle I never knee existed 😅

#family #love #marriedlife

Bought blueberry muffins the other day, went to get one and …😳! 😂

#MarriedLife
#Men !
#GotToLaugh

Btw, if you were following my little battle with hubs over who was getting gas for the grill... I WON! I bought a bag of marshmallows and told the kids they are only for s'mores, but we have no gas for the grill. This mobilized my army into nagging him. He's out getting gas for the grill now.

I have no intention of being gracious about this either. IN YOUR FACE. YOU LOST.

#marriedlife

I was reminiscing about a past vaca yesterday with Hubs and his first thought was that he was stung by a bee on that one.

#MarriedLife

When your Hubby says, "oh I have looked in X place for Y thing and it wasn't there" and you reply yes dear, and then look in X place again, because 99% of the time Y thing is actually where you told him to look. <g> #ItNeverFails #MarriedLife

It was a beautiful day yesterday with new and old friends and around the small fire pit. Did get to charcoal bbq some sausages and brats and chicken. Got a little sun today too. Strange to think it was a Sunday because it felt like a Saturday. Brings many memories of doing things with chosen family I miss very much in the Midwest. I'm glad I got to share the day with my husband. #gayfamily #holidaystogether #bbq #firepit #chosenfamily #marriedlife

😋

Chris: I was wondering why you were holding back on pizza 🍕🤔
Me: They are best while still warm so the butter melts before touching your tongue 😋

#food #marriedlife

When you’re feeling cute, so you have your husband take a picture of you, and this happens. #FunnyMoments #MarriedLife #LookMaNoHead

In bed being my hubby's pillow for a bit. #chubbydad #gaybear #marriedlife #marriedgays

Wife is working from home today with me. Guess which lucky soul gets to proof-read all her passive-aggressive work emails? 😎

#wfh #adulting #marriedlife

Earlier this evening ...

Me complaining to Chris after being disappointed once again with man pretending to want to be friends with me on line -
I miss talking to someone about life, philosophy, art, religion, even sex! You are so damaged all ready by me talking to you that I cannot afford to talk to you any more.

Chris: You could set up another Mastodon account and then talk to yourself.
Me: That is not a bad idea. It shure is cheeper then paying a psychiatrist.
Chris: Yes, it is.

Chris going into the bathroom, me mumbling to myself.

Chris: What did you say, baby?
Me: Nothing, I'm just talking to myself.
Chris: You are setting that Mason account, are you?
Me: 😂😂😂😂

#marriedlife

Me (soaking my feet in salted water): My eyes are coming together.
Chris: I'm so tired tonight
Me: What are you saying? We should have sex tonight?
Chris: Noooo
Me: But I get the best kicks when you are tired.
Chris: Sex wouldn't be the problem baby, it's you wanted to talk to me for half an hour afterwards.
Me: We have finally come to that.
Chris: I'm just a man, baby just a man.
Me: 😂😂😂

#marriedlife

I am polite. When I am done using the toilet, I put the seat down. My wife, on the other hand, when she is done using the car, leaves the seat squished up next to the steering wheel. I'm 6'4, there's no way I can fit into that space. #MarriedLife

I told my wife no fast food in the new truck, even when the grandson visits. "I will not have the new car smell replaced by the new fries smell," I warned.

"That's fine. But you will have to live with the consequences."

"What consequences?"

"Under your plan the new car smell will be replaced by farts. You can't ban those."

She's not wrong, and this is why I'm still in love with my wife after 40 years - she's consistently smart, funny, and sexy all at the same time.

#MarriedLife #Humor

I told my wife no fast food in the new truck, even when the grandson visits. "I will not have the new car smell replaced by the new fries smell," I warned.

"That's fine. But you will have to live with the consequences."

"What consequences?"

"Under your plan the new car smell will be replaced by farts. You can't ban those."

She's not wrong, and this is why I'm still in love with my wife after 40 years - she's consistently smart, funny, and sexy all at the same time.

#MarriedLife #Humor

"You're not going to do it X way?"

Well I was going to do it Y way..

"Yeah but that's not the way I think it should be done..."

Well, I mean, I guess I can do it X way.

"No, do it your way, it doesn't matter."

#MarriedLife

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