Pfff, that's me back efter a wee whiley away fae the social meedja an aw that. My head was pure spinning so I launched my phone into the Dee and all was fine again. Anyway, disnae look like I've missed a lot, ken. I'm nae too fussed about this new #threads app shite, but ah am excited about the new season at #aberdeenfc! There's been a few decent signings in, so who knows eh?

So. What do ye reckon #mastadons: a good season ahead, aye or no? And what else has been happening while I was away?

#aarontupar belongs here on Mastadon. Elon is so insecure he is suspending #mastadons account as well. Looks like a big purge of all us threatening liberals.

From David Haskell's The Forest Unseen. @dghaskell on twtr. #mastadons and the debate to explain American fossils of giant sloths and mastodons and other "great monsters" between #Darwin and #Jefferson.

I just realized I've been fond of mastadons for a long time! Here's me with a woolly one when I visited International Wolf Center in Ely, MN a decade or so ago. #warmhat #mastadons