In further speculation, a Russian military spokesman suggested that the missiles that hit Poland could simply be rogue tweets launched by Elon Musk at #Masterbatedone.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/musk-tweet-mastodon-masterbatedone/

#masterbatedone #elonmusk

#masterbatedone #elonmusk i like how he didn't even spell masturbate correctly

All I'm saying is that if I were worth billions of dollars, I'd hire someone whose *only* job was to make sure that all of my device screens were *spotless*. Snoop Dogg has his blunt roller to accommodate his particular lifestyle, I'd *definitely* have a personal screen cleaner to accommodate my obsessive desire to have clean screens. #masterbatedone

If I’m honest i’m a little disappointed #masterbatedone isn’t yet trending on mastodon (h/t @mollyjongfast )

HAHAHAHAHA! 🤣🤣🤣 #saltyelon #twittermigration #masterbatedone

"If you don't like Twitter anymore there is awesome site called Masterbatedone"

Der hat tatsächlich geschlagene 11 Minuten gebraucht, um seinen #Pennälerwitz über die größer werdende Konkurrenz vom schon unterirdischen #Masterbatedone zu einem nicht weniger schenkelklopferischen "master at baiting" auszubauen und in seinen #vollgewichsten #Laptop zu hämmern?
Heißt es nicht immer so #Freaks wie #Musk und #Zuckerberg #arbeiten mindestens 17 Stunden am Tag. Bitte, da sieht man, was #Maden wie der so "arbeiten"...

How's life at #masterbatedone today?