Catching up on Celebrity #MasterchefUK. It’s a bit of a generous description for some of these folks.

My goodness, MasterChef this year is just so uplifting and inspiring and I want them all to win! #MasterChef #MasterChefUK

"Come on, Omar, you're really stressing me out."

Because nagging him and shouting like that really, really helps that, John.

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If you gonna get radged around service and how slow the contestants are, then don't invite unpaid amateurs to your fucking restaurant, especially when you're getting BBC advertising.

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For some reason, it bugs me when John gets really dramatic and starts going, "Go, go, go!"

And don't get me started on how he pronounces "yoghurt" as "yo-gut".

Shut up, John.

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The way John Torrode pronounces "yoghurt" as "yo-gut" makes my teeth itch.
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I’m getting some Rayner-wannabe vibes on the SHOUTYGREG show.

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"Today, William, you asked us to create a dish inspired by our favourite celebrity chef. Well, I decided upon 'Anthony Worral Thompson' and have stolen the ingredients."

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William Shitwell's brief for a dish, "based on your favourite celebrity chef", has to be the shittest, most pointless brief, ever.

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"I'm growing in this competition."
Mate, it's the first round.
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"John and Greggg, I'm going to be serving you whole raw chicken with soggy skin and some salad. No, I'm not joking" 🤮

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How can crab tortellini with a fish velouté with caviar be a "family favourite"?
That's NOT the brief.
It's just pretension.
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Background to the Gregg Wallace thing: I occasionally chuck him in on things for my “Jessica’s Art Intervention” project which you can follow over at https://www.instagram.com/jessicasartintervention/ or http://facebook.com/jessicasartintervention

#midjourney #aiart #masterchefUK #masterchef

With all this AI art generation, I really need to stop being so fixated on Gregg Wallace doing things. Here is he after destroying Paris.

(More about to be posted daily over on FB at https://www.facebook.com/jessicasartintervention - start worrying now).

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Nikita is the winner!! Well deserved!
One of my favourites from the start.
And she's just 24 years old!
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Sorry, Charlie, that stuffed cauliflower looks like you were carving a crusty brain. 🤮#MasterChefUK #MasterChefTheProfessionals

I love Charlie, but cauliflower? Noooo!
And you don't "carve" a cauliflower, you put the entire revolting thing in the bin.
#GetInTheBin
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Well even though I couldn't eat that, that is a bit of artistry #MasterChefUK

Well even though I couldn't eat that, that is a bit of artistry #MasterChefUK

Grubb making a noise like a startled jackdaw just then #MasterChefUK