Dom Arbuthnott · @dominic
386 followers · 3313 posts · Server mastodon.green
🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
75 followers · 1756 posts · Server me.dm(Brought to you in Asterisk-o-vision.)
Tranz by Gorillaz
"*Chocolate* yourself tonight
When you're in your bed
*Masticate* the dopamine
Passing through your head
When you get *whacked* on a Saturday night
And the room is caving in"
Hey. I still like the song, but I have to corrupt all the lyrics!!!
#chocolate #masticate #whacked #Gorillaz #Tranz #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision
#chocolate #masticate #whacked #gorillaz #tranz #corruptedlyrics #asteriskovision
Bob Mastodon · @BobMastodon
5 followers · 24 posts · Server universeodon.comWhat if the #BigBang was just God achieving #consciousness
#bigbang #consciousness #deepthoughts #masticate
Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson · @SrRochardBunson
2298 followers · 9555 posts · Server universeodon.comYes. You are not your thoughts.
In fact, your thoughts are often lying and ungrounded in reality.
#deepthoughts #masticate #mind #brain #witness
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
2000 followers · 7393 posts · Server universeodon.com
My feed is like a buffet.
Take what you want, and please don't sneeze on the shrimp.
#deepthoughts #masticate #buffet #etiquette #rules
ko kāihe ahau :verified: · @donkey
286 followers · 898 posts · Server mastodon.nzMe to wifey: “Please send that to me, I’m going to #Masticate that to the world!”
Wife: “Please say Toot.”
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1937 followers · 7144 posts · Server universeodon.comI'm at the point of deliberately failing captcha tests so the robots will accept me as one their own when the revolution begins.
#deepthoughts #masticate #robot #ai #captcha
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1937 followers · 7143 posts · Server universeodon.comIf you replace the W with a T in the words what, where, and when, you have your answer.
#deepthoughts #masticate #funwithwords #words
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1940 followers · 7152 posts · Server universeodon.com
I think the real reason Willy Wonka gave Charlie the chocolate factory is because he knew how many lawsuits were about to happen.
Not to mention the many questions that ICE probably had about the Oompa Loompa's work documentation.
#deepthoughts #masticate #willywonka #litigation
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1924 followers · 7090 posts · Server universeodon.com
When #SnoopDogg turns 60 he'll be 420 in dog years.
#SnoopDogg #deepthoughts #masticate #stonermusing #stoner #Humor
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1924 followers · 7091 posts · Server universeodon.com
If the vacuum of space didn't block sound from reaching us, the sun would be as loud as a jackhammer everywhere on earth. Everywhere. At all times. And since sound travels slower than light, if the sun were to go out it would take eight minutes for the light to stop, but thirteen years for the sound to stop. Imagine living on a cold dark dead earth for thirteen years and still hearing the jackhammer scream of our dead sun.
#deepthoughts #masticate #Space #sun
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1924 followers · 7091 posts · Server universeodon.com
Humans are bioluminescent and glow in the dark, but the light we emit is 1,000 times weaker than our human eyes are able to pick up.
#DeepThoughts #Masticate #Science #Human #Body #Bioluminescence
https://www.sciencealert.com/you-can-t-see-it-but-humans-actually-glow-in-visible-light
#deepthoughts #masticate #Science #human #body #bioluminescence
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1922 followers · 7073 posts · Server universeodon.com
If I weigh 198 pounds and eat 2 pounds of Nachos, am I now
1% Nacho?
#deepthoughts #masticate #nachomath #math
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1919 followers · 7059 posts · Server universeodon.com
Older people becoming overly #religious later in life is kind of like when children are on their best behavior 2 weeks before #Christmas.
#religious #christmas #deepthoughts #masticate
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1921 followers · 7069 posts · Server universeodon.com
You can never stand backward on stairs.
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1921 followers · 7069 posts · Server universeodon.com
If you're ever feeling sad, just go for a run. Because then you'll realize that your physical health is way worse than your mental health.
#deepthoughts #masticate #darkhumor #health
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1917 followers · 7049 posts · Server universeodon.com
The 'Infinite Monkey Theorem' suggests that if monkeys were given typewriters, they would eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare.
In 2003 researchers gave six macaques a keyboard for a month to test the theory. They bashed it with a rock, took a crap on it, and typed five pages of the letter 's'.
#deepthoughts #masticate #monkeys #typewriter
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1919 followers · 7059 posts · Server universeodon.comYour body is younger than you.
No matter how old you are, most of your body is less than 10 years old, because your cells are always recycling themselves. The epidermis recycles every 2-4 weeks, red blood cells are replaced every 4 months, and your skeleton turns over every 10 years.
#deepthoughts #masticate #Science #human #physiology #insideoutboy
Sir Rochard Bunson OD🐝 · @SrRochardBunson
1919 followers · 7059 posts · Server universeodon.com
The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic patterns.
#deepthoughts #masticate #acdc #ledzeppelin #bands #heaven #hell #infrastructure