Super uncomfortable with the thought that Elon owns my porn Twitter usage and data. #Mastobate is where it's at. Time to delete my X account (after I go through and download the highlights).
Love to wear my leather weighted ball straps when having a tug. The one against my cock is supposed to be a cock ring and ball strap but I like to just double up and do lots of ball stretching when I don’t have my metal 60g to hand. #weightedballstretch #weightedballstretcher #leatherballstrap #leatherbate #ballstretch #ballstretching #nsfw #nudecontent #gaystuff #mastobate #masturbate #onanism #drainmyballs
#weightedballstretch #weightedballstretcher #leatherballstrap #leatherbate #ballstretch #ballstretching #nsfw #nudecontent #gaystuff #mastobate #masturbate #onanism #drainmyballs
@HairyTroglodyte - Thank you for sharing so much beautiful content. Much of it is appropriate for #mastobate and provides tasty #masturbation treats to boost on my server.
The rings came in 😈 #bator #princealbert #mastobate #blackmen
#bator #princealbert #mastobate #blackmen
Tonight I'm missing my time at wreck beach, during the heat wave we had in October, while pals and my hubby were socializing and recharging their social batteries, I was getting some self love time in to recharge my self love. #me #beachbate #hairy #mastobate #bator #Bater #exhibitionist #publicbate
#me #beachbate #hairy #mastobate #bator #bater #exhibitionist #publicbate
Sometimes it's just nice to have a boner, not bating per-se, just touching and enjoying being boned up. Tap tap tap and gentle rubs.
#me #hairy #boner #bator #mastobate #batebro #BateBuddy #HumanDog
#me #hairy #boner #bator #mastobate #batebro #batebuddy #humandog
Reaction to the pictures you share
#cum #dick
#cock #hairyguys #hairymale #gaydaddybears #gaysofmastodon #mastobate #soloplay #cutcocks #cumming
#cum #dick #cock #hairyguys #hairymale #gaydaddybears #gaysofmastodon #mastobate #soloplay #cutcocks #cumming
Just laying back and #stroking my #cock . Getting #hard right now just thinking about posting my #dick for everyone to see.
This is probably my favorite picture of my #balls 😁
Blurred out my messy room ;p
#penis #testicles #exhibitionist #exhibitionism #masterbaton #masterbating #masterbate #Mastobate #Mastobaters #mastobation #Mastobating
#stroking #cock #hard #dick #balls #penis #testicles #exhibitionist #exhibitionism #masterbaton #masterbating #masterbate #mastobate #mastobaters #mastobation #mastobating
Good morning #tittytueday. Hope this underwater shot of Peter and I brings a little joy to your day.
#tits #TitTuesday #breasts #boobs #nipples #milf #bicouple #NSFW #nsfwtwt #mastobate #nude #naked #naturist #naturism #swingers #fetish #kink
#tittytueday #tits #tittuesday #breasts #boobs #nipples #MILF #bicouple #nsfw #nsfwtwt #mastobate #nude #naked #naturist #naturism #swingers #fetish #kink
Why is #mastobate not a huge hashtag here on #Erotic Mastodon?
#mastobate #erotic #questionoftheday
Using the #comedy feels like wearing a condom to #masturbate. But you gotta do what you gotta do.
#comedy #masturbate #mastobate #news
So, with the election next year , we are going to be running with hashtags?
I figure #Mastobate or #MastDebate so screen readers are okay
How #FollowFriday is supposed to work. - by
The Oatmeal
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/follow_friday
#Comics #WebComic #TheOatmeal #Mastobate
#mastobate #theoatmeal #webcomic #comics #followfriday
@enkiv2 Yes, and no.
User and admins on Mastodon have been lovingly explaining and 'onboarding' new users since the beginning of this year, when this started. The earlier movers came voluntarily, so they were more receptive.
As this frequency shot up, in this last round, the real mob of twitter has started to move in. They don't want to look, learn; they just want their momentum there, unbroken—vomit and be seen. 'We'll smother our way in'.
@toplesstopics This reporter is not very different from our new 'friends' from today. Confusing Mastodon with Mastodon.Social, and mobile apps with the official network. The rest is just copy/pasted from people's public posts. :-\
But yes, there should be an official 'overflow' instance called TheMuskhole, and whoever tries to turn this place into twitter, should be sent there. It can be like a video game training level—fully sandboxed.
#Mastobate ( https://mas.to/@lydiaconwell/109304155482857311 )
Remember everyone who's #NewHere
A discussion on #Mastodon is called a #Mastobate
And you should use that hashtag liberally.
Just here to coin the term #mastobate: i.e. Tooting snark and witticism to break up the day and blow off a little steam. 😉