Just laying back and #stroking my #cock . Getting #hard right now just thinking about posting my #dick for everyone to see.

This is probably my favorite picture of my #balls 😁

Blurred out my messy room ;p

#penis #testicles #exhibitionist #exhibitionism #masterbaton #masterbating #masterbate #Mastobate #Mastobaters #mastobation #Mastobating

I’m liking this platform. It’s not catchy like Twitter and tweeting tho🤔. However….when I’m in here doing the equivalent of “tweeting” I shall call it mastobating instead. #mastobating

Amazing that #mastobating isn't a widely used hashtag on Mastodon, you know, along with liberally attached pics of folks doing the associated hand gesture, or vids of themselves... {stopping myself here as the last thing Stefen wants to do is encourage things that make folks go blind}.

@doot is this called #mastobating?

@richardsever I’d be more confident in mastodon’s general success if I were seeing any conversations that aren’t just #mastobating about the migration/Twitter/mastodon scaling issues.