@ngaylinn #mastobation or boosting your own toot is perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed about everybody does it from time to time

Hey you, you should hit the follow button on me, I post weird #sex / #yiff #shitpost stuff and sometimes go on anti-clothing rants.

#shameless #pervodon #mastobation #slutlife

Having a nice afternoon bate, sending bate tease vids to a buddy. #me #cock #hairy #bator #batebros #mastobation #bater #telegrambate

@JackNewhorse Cutting into your #Mastobation time.

Just laying back and #stroking my #cock . Getting #hard right now just thinking about posting my #dick for everyone to see.

This is probably my favorite picture of my #balls 😁

Blurred out my messy room ;p

#penis #testicles #exhibitionist #exhibitionism #masterbaton #masterbating #masterbate #Mastobate #Mastobaters #mastobation #Mastobating

@argonvile Today I discovered a new and powerful and amazing phrase for an amazing concept: the #TrunkJob. I'ma use that in a sentence... "John Mastodon's such a bro, he gave his other bro a trunk job, and that bro came SO HARD."

Now that's what I call #mastobation!

When history looks back upon this moment, they will remember me as the person who coined the term #mastobation as she wrote some sort of furry-porn epic in a nonstop stream of Mastodon posts.

Seriously, sometimes I astound even myself.

@ZeirosLion #mastodomination for your #mastobation needs.

...Nuki gasps as she comes down from it, moaning softly as the machine finishes its job.

"Yeah... It's been a while." She says, a grin returning to her face.

The whirring of the machine dies down, the suction shutting off, and Nuki stands back up, grinning down at her altered crotch. Where before she had a relatively low-profile slit, she's now sporting a spade-shaped canine pussy, with puffy black lips. She looks back up at the camera, bobbing her eyelids, "That's modern technology for ya." She lets out a giggle as she jumps off the machine and runs back over to the lounge area where Jack is sitting on a black vinyl bench, casually masturbating with one hand as he scrolls through his Mastodon feed with the other. (Also called #mastobation)

He glances up as she approaches, "Oh, you done?" his eyes drop to her crotch, "Oh, nice."

I can't stand #Mastobation but I have to admit that, although search only works on hashtags here; the results are almost never spam or vapid botty engagement porn.

If someone tags a toot, they are probably actually talking about that subject, and usually because they are genuinely interested.

That might change some day, but for now, it's nice!

'bout to devote myself to yhe cause of making #yiff more accessible with a #PenisToThePeople campaign. By this I mean I'd like to do something where we find a way to get more furry artists who draw #dick and all the things that get done with them to put their art up in such a way that no #furry is left searching for #cock during their #Mastobation runs. This is a matter of #dickstribution !

I wonder if it might be as simple as getting furry artists to tag a sampling of their "best dicks ever" compilations with a hashtag like #PenisToThePeople , but I'm going to think on this a bit...

The pole poll is over.

With 63 #furverts reporting in, leaving us 6 short of perfection, the results are in. It was a close one, and it wasn't clear how things would turn out, with furries threatening to riot on both sides, but at the end, when the dust settled and the votes were counted...

Knotted #cocks stood proudly erect above them all, every single #knot throbbing, as they locked themselves firmly into victory with a tightly clenching 49% of the vote.

It seems we have ourselves an objective answer: KNOTTED COCKS ARE GREAT COCKS FOR #YIFF!

Thanks to everyone who participated in, favorited, and boosted this poll about #furry poles. This is a proud moment for #YiffLife, and it couldn't have been achieved without you: the world solutes your hard work.

May the gods of #horny bless you forever in your endless #mastobation...

...ROUND 2 BEGINS TOMORROW.

@paytmitch @sohaibology oh I thought #Mastobation was boosting your own toot. #TheMoreYouKnow 😂

Jesus suffering FUCK. I've only been here a fortnight and 321 of ye seem tae enjoy the utter mince that I post. #followers #toots #Mastobation

#mastobation Saturday

@doot #Mastobation. This one's gonna catch on.

@Jeff that’s called #mastobation

“Chaos on Twitter Leads a Group of Journalists to Start an Alternative”

by Joe Bernstein for The New York Times

#journalism #twitter #mastodon #mastobation

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/21/style/mastodon-twitter-adam-davidson.html

@rysiek I feel like it‘s much more important to know if we should call retooting your own toot #mastobation.

something needs to be tagged #mastobation