Vodafone Ireland's Interactive Voice Response system is called Toby.

Seriously...Toby? Ya wha? And Toby is very needy.

Toby: Welcome to Vodafone Ire...

Me: I want to speak to a human.

Toby: I'm sorry I didn't catch that. Can you...

Me: I want to speak to a human.

Toby: If you want help with yo...

Me: I want to speak to a human.

Toby: <silence>

Toby: Say something.

Me: <!>

Me: I want to speak to a human.

Toby: I'm sorry, I don't understand. I'll transfer you...

#vodafone #mastodoine

This morning we're touring the #Kilkenny Mile with a dude named Pat, so that's perfect. #mastodoine

Is there a non-facebook-based social "free to a good home" sort of thing in Ireland? Or here on Mastodon / Fediverse?

I have some stuff that I no longer need, didn't work out, or bought misguidedly, that's taking up space and because it's perfectly good is *killing me* to throw out.

#mastodoine #tooMuchStuff #stuffForFree #makeItGoAway

Anybody spot a poll out in the wild today? RedC one due last week.

#INeedMyFix
#IrlPol
#Mastodoine

@skaly #Mosstodon
#MoodyMonday
#ThickTrunkTuesday
#TextureTuesday
#MeerMittwoch /(#SeaWednesday)
#wipwednesday (work in progress)
#throwbackthursday
#FensterFreitag
#SilentSunday
#Mastodoine (for the Irish around the globe to find each other)
#chickensofmastodon
#bloomscrolling
#blackandwhite
#mastoart
and I've been trying to make
#goaturday 🐐 a thing.😁

Happy Sunday, #mastodoine, #IrishMastodon, #IrishTwitter. Do any of you know a good framer around south Donegal/north Sligo/Leitrim/Fermanagh? I’ve got a @Tupp_ed print and the programme from Translations that need doing.

Years ago I won Boots No.7 LED mirror by taking part in business pitch challenge at a conference. It seemed like a gimmick but I got used to it and had been using it ever since.

That mirror's light broke on Saturday and I'm now realising I can't live without it 😳

Ordered a new one first thing Monday.

If you're in UK or Ireland and wear makeup, I highly recommend it. Right now it's half price on the app with Advantage card:

https://www.boots.ie/no7-illuminated-makeup-mirror-exclusive-to-boots

#mastodoine #makeup

Lords, Ladies, and mortals of #mastodoine where would one acquire a duck egg in Dublin?

I had one served to me for breakfast i Tipperary one time and I just would love one again, with a fry, wouldn't that be lovely.

One. Duck. Egg.

Sunset in the Phoenix Park 🦌🌄 #Wednesdayvibe #Dublin #Ireland #mastodoine

Second installment of Cù Chulainn of Eirù saga, Book II-Seeds of Ruin

What a incredible tour de force!! Evil is at at its eeeeevilest 🐙, skillfully toying with the weaknesses of men.

Cù Chulainn has it as tough as ever here, fighting epic battles and his own sanity, through truly shocking reveals 🤯🤯

Beautifully written by Derek Fennell and Richard Roche, *highly* recommended! 📚 #mastobookclub #goodreads #bookstodon #books #mastodoine #ireland #myth #fantasybooks

I don't know, and I don't care what the story is behind Germolene rebranding as Bepantispetic but frankly, anyone who is able to remember the new name and ask for it at the pharmacy is a robot, right? 🤖

#mastodoine

Beautiful morning at #MaynoothUniversity and @MULibraryCat is waiting at the gates for (prob 2nd) breakfast, today we have 🐟🐔🦪 in jelly gifted by Salem from his private stash 😊 #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CaturdayEveryday #mastodoine #ireland

It's a wet, cold and gloomy #Caturday in Ireland, so we are going to have naps and read excellent 📚 #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #ReadingMEWS

Reading now "Cú Chulainn of Eirú, Book II, Seeds of Ruin" by Derek Fennell and Richard Roche 🤯🤯🤩🤩 #GoodReads #mastodoine

Lords and ladies of Federati in #Ideland aka #mastodoine 💙

Have I got news for anyone with a slate fireplace, real or false

Ikea has them amazing little tea light holders that are perfect, and blend with the colour of the slate, and look like they're embedded in the stone itself. A euro each! Go get some ☺️

HEDERVÄRD
https://ingka.page.link/uAChcAZHuwZtK1hw5

Reposting a message from Aughrim Cat Rescue on Ig, they are looking for the owner(s) of this lovely 1 yo cat, not microchipped, found in D1 on Monday around Capel street rotunda (see post ⬇️) #mastodoine #DublinMastodon #dublin #IrishCats

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cor10KnMiRg/?igshid=OTRmMjhlYjM=

Getting close to 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣ over here!

\o/

#mastodonie #mastodoine #irishmastie

https://mastodon.ie/nodeinfo/2.0

D’fhoghlaim mé na liricí don polca Neilí. Gáire mé : Tabhair dom práta ar mo phláta agus beadsa grámhar, maoineach leat

Is duine an-rómánsúil é 😹​

#IrishTrad #mastodoine

Not sure whether it's just the winter mood, but I'm really drawn to deep blues, turquoise and browns at the moment. (Acrylic on canvas, 30x30cm)
#acrylicpainting #abstractart #mastoart #wintermood #mastodoine

There was #Snow visible on #Dingle peninsula yesterday. (the white hills in the distance of the image here)

Rarely a sheeting that lasts very long, but amazing to witness when it does. Stay warm Hibernians. 🌨❄️

#MastoDoine #Eire #Ciarrai #Irlande #Nature #NaturePhotography #Winter #WinterPhoto #Hiver #WinterWalk

There was #Snow visible on #Dingle peninsula yesterday. (the white hills in the distance of the image here)

Rarely a sheeting that lasts very long, but amazing to witness when it does. Stay warm Hibernians. 🌨❄️

#MastoDoine #Eire #Ciarrai #Irlande #Nature #NaturePhotography #Winter #WinterPhoto #Hiver #WinterWalk