I watched this #badmovie last week and just…wow.

“Gramps” is the writer/director who goes back to college to prove to the science department that they are all wrong and god is real. Featuring my favorite anti science line of all time “If Natural Selection is real, how much does it weigh?”

It’s awful and unbelievably stupid but I had the absolute best time watching it. A girl dies from alcohol poisoning and is brought back through prayer.

#badmovies #badmoviereview #mastodonbadmovieclub

Time for some Saturday Sidaris for #MastodonBadMovieClub! I’ll not that I really need a reason to watch what might be my favorite movie. I hope Dona and Taryn make it through their adventure ok. #MBMC

Drew some new Jan Michael Vincent fan art inspired by Alienator (1990) in celebration of this month's Mastodon Bad Movie Club film selections! Going to try to wrap up some new art inspired by The Lost Empire and Last House on the Left soon!
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#MBMC #MastodonBadMovieClub #Alienator #JanMichaelVincent #SciFi #CultMovies #ExploitationFilm #ActionMovies #Art #FanArt #NewArt #TrashArt #DystopianSciFi

#NowWatching Stuff Stephanie into the Incinerator (1990) on a free trial of #TromaNow. I think this was a recommendation from @stina_marie but my thinker doesn’t often operate as desired.

#mastodonbadmovieclub #troma

WELCOME to BAD MOVIE CLUB!!

Anyone can join the Bad Movie Club. Just watch one of this month’s THREE films in your own time and use the hashtag #MastodonBadMovieClub (or #MBMC), so everyone who follows the tags can see your thoughts on these 'masterpieces.'

The word ‘BAD’ is subjective, but remember the only BAD movie is a BORING movie and I wanna see the WORST! You can rest assured, these movies are NOT boring.

WELCOME to BAD MOVIE CLUB!!

Anyone can join the Bad Movie Club. Just watch one of this month’s THREE films in your own time and use the hashtag #MastodonBadMovieClub (or #MBMC), so everyone who follows the tags can see your thoughts on these 'masterpieces.'

The word ‘BAD’ is subjective, but remember the only BAD movie is a BORING movie and I wanna see the WORST! You can rest assured, these movies are NOT boring.

WELCOME to BAD MOVIE CLUB!!

Anyone can join the Bad Movie Club. Just watch one of this month’s THREE films in your own time and use the hashtag #MastodonBadMovieClub (or #MBMC), so everyone who follows the tags can see your thoughts on these 'masterpieces.'

The word ‘BAD’ is subjective, but remember the only BAD movie is a BORING movie and I wanna see the WORST! You can rest assured, these movies are NOT boring.

'2069: SEX ODYSSEY' (1974)
'Sexy females from the planet Venus are sent to Earth to bring back sperm samples to their planet.' This is your standard ‘alien women come to Earth to find men to procreate with and save their planet’ sex comedy. It’s free on PLEX, if you’re curious. I’m not gonna say I recommend it, but the terrible dubbing and corny dialogue (and the gratuitous nudity) kept me thoroughly entertained. 😂

#MastodonBadMovieClub #MBMC #BadMovies

'THE FLYING GUILLOTINE'

‘The Emperor's armies have developed a new weapon: a thrown blade that can remove someone's head from long distance. The paranoid Emperor begins decapitating anyone he fears might be a threat.’

I’ve wanted to see this one for a while now. This weapon looks ridiculous in practice, because it relies on its target being an absolute moron. There’s a series of these films. Each one getting crazier and crazier as they go.

#Chopsocky #BadMovies #MastodonBadMovieClub #MBMC

I watched ‘Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks’ for #MBMC and I watched the ‘Movie Macabre’ version on #freevee. I forgot how much fun it was to watch @TheRealElvira make bad jokes at the commercial breaks. This movie is BAD!! I mean, the effects are terrible, the ‘acting’ is unforgivable, the dubbing is awful and the story is so incoherent it has to be seen to be believed. I LOVED it!! This is why I started #MastodonBadMovieClub.

#MovieMacabre #BadMovies #MonsterMovies

I watched ‘Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death’ for #MBMC and I have to say that I think Full Moon Features is quickly becoming one of my favorite movie production companies. This one skews more into comedy than normal, but it’s good comedy. There are moments that actually reminded me of ‘Airplane.’ If you can stomach Bill Maher, this is him at his least annoying.

#MastodonBadMovieClub #FullMoonFeatures #Cannibals #BadMovies

So, I watched ‘Robo Vampire’ for #MBMC and I immediately need to see EVERY #GodfreyHo film he’s ever ‘directed.’ I put ‘directed’ in quotes because it’s more like editing really. Ho splices together multiple movies to make his films, with absolutely no regard for continuity and it’s hilarious. No, your eyes do not deceive you. This movie has a ton going on in it and it just gets more and more batshit the longer you watch it. 😂

#MastodonBadMovieClub #BadMovies #SciFi #Horror

WELCOME to BAD MOVIE CLUB!!

Anyone can join the Bad Movie Club, all you have to do is have an appreciation for films from the era of ‘grindhouse’ cinema. We believe there is a HUGE difference between ‘bad’ and ‘boring’ and these films are NOT boring.

Just use hashtag #MastodonBadMovieClub (or #MBMC), so everyone who follows can see your posts about how AWESOME you found these movies to be. Expand this toot to see all THREE of this month’s movie choices!

Enjoy the show, movie lovers!!

Since we just had another HUGE #twittermigration, it's time for another #introduction toot.

I'm Jack. I love #movies. That's all kinds of movies, not just the 'good ones.' In fact, I started the #MBMC (#MastodonBadMovieClub) to celebrate the #badmovies and give the people who like that sort some monthly 'homework'.'

I especially love #scifi and #fantasy stories and #comicbookmovies are my JAM!! I'm really excited to see what #MarvelStudios and #DCStudios has in store for the fans! 😎

I watched 'Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bow-O-Rama 2' and it was BAD! First, it was only an hour long, so #FullMoonPictures obviously just threw this together. I didn't think it was possible to make it worse than the first.... but they did.

Is it worth a watch? Ummm, sure. It doesn't have nearly as much nudity, though. It's free on #Tubi. Spend an hour on it. It has some so-dumb-it's-funny moments. Also, the legendary #LinneaQuigley is in it. 👍

#MBMC #MastodonBadMovieClub

So, in honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, I watched ‘ABAR: Black Superman’ for the #MBMC and it was #Blaxploitation in every sense of the word. The story really picks up once Abar takes the serum, but his powers are REALLY confusing. Regeneration and I guess mind control? He also does some weird transmutation stuff. The last 20 minutes are confusing, but hilarious. Also the last 5 minutes has to be the biggest WTF moment I’ve seen in a movie.

Seriously, WTF?? 😂

#MastodonBadMovieClub #BadMovies

So, in honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, I watched ‘ABAR: Black Superman’ for the #MBMC and it was #Blaxploitation in every sense of the word. The story really picks up once Abar takes the serum, but his powers are REALLY confusing. Regeneration and I guess mind control? He also does some weird possession stuff. The last 20 minutes are confusing, but hilarious. Also the last 5 minutes has to be the biggest WTF moment I’ve ever seen in a movie.

Seriously, WTF?? 😂

#MastodonBadMovieClub #BadMovies

So, in honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, I watched ‘ABAR: Black Superman’ for the #MBMC and it was #Blaxploitation in every sense of the word. The story really picks up once Abar takes the serum, but his powers are REALLY confusing. Regeneration and I guess mind control? He also does some weird possession stuff. The last 20 minutes are confusing, but also hilarious. Also the last 5 minutes has to be the biggest WTF moment I’ve ever seen in a movie. Seriously, WTF?

#MastodonBadMovieClub #BadMovies

Okay people, this is not a drill!! 'SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA 2' is now on #Tubi for FREE!! Seems tonight's a GOOD night for a BAD movie! #MBMC #MastodonBadMovieClub

I’m watching ‘The Warrior and the Sorceress’ for #MBMC and it’s clear right out of the gate what kind of movie this wants to be. This director fancies himself a pupil of Sergio Leone. Carradine stalks around like a mysterious stranger, but everyone else is in a completely different film. It has to be seen to be believed how bad this is. Also, there are breasts in nearly every scene. One character doesn’t get to wear clothes for the whole flick. 😂

#MastodonBadMovieClub #Fantasy #BadMovies