I haven't felt right saying I'm English or even British ever since Brexit. I wonder if Mastodonian could be my new nationality 🤔

#brexit #ukproblems #mastodonian

@globox I've been told that #Mastodonian is the collective noun but I reckon it's too many characters and could be abbreviated to #Mastonian. #Tooters would be even better but may already mean something else 🤔.

A poll beckons.

   
In The Time Of Mastodons

Just thinking that this might make a nice name for something.
How about a #global #revolution‽

#Mastodon #Mastodonian #Age #Time & #Timelessness

I am given to understand that, to become a Mastodonian, the secret is not just to bang the rocks together, but to follow and follow and follow.

#mastodonian #follow

@AnneTheWriter1 @feditips

Legends say #JohnMastodon was once a citizen of the Kingdom of Twitter. But decided to head out into the frontier to establish his own kingdom, The #Mastodonian #Federation or the #Fediverse.

Since then, three tyrants have been vying for power: King Musk of the #Twitter Kingdom, Emperor Marc von #Zuckerburg III of the #Threads Empire and Earl #JackDorsey of the #BlueSky Estate.

(Dramatization)

Dearest xxxx,

It is now day three since leaving Blue Bird country. Yesterday, I heard that King #Musk issued a new decree demanding tributes from #TweetDeck city residents. Some are deliberating whether or not to stay or move another kingdom. One of my fellow #mastodonian neighbors told me about another newly found kingdom. I believe it is called the #Threads Empire, headed by Marc von #Zuckerburg III. These are strange times.

Love,

xxxxx

#twitter #shitpost #fediverse

Hello again, new Mastodonians! ✌ 😁

The community is growing! 🌳 🐘 🏡🧍🏼‍♀️🌳🧍🏻‍♀️ 🧍🏻‍♂️🏠 👨🏽‍🦯🚶🏼‍♀️ 👨🏽‍🦽 🚶🏻‍♂️ 👩🏻‍🦼 🏃🏼‍♀️

Two helpful accounts:

1) @feditips (https://mstdn.social/@feditips) - Tips on making the most of the Fediverse and Mastodon

2) @FediFollows (https://social.growyourown.services/@FediFollows) - Recommended accounts to follow related to specific topics of interest

#Mastodon #Mastodonian #Mastodonians #Fediverse #Feditips #FediFollows #Twitter #TwitterDown #TwitterExodus #TwitterMigration #Musk #ElonMusk

Welcome, new Mastodonians! 👋 😁

I'm happy you made the journey! 🐘 🚶‍♀️ 🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️ 🚶🏼‍♀️ 🚶🏼‍♂️ 🚶🏻‍♂️ 🏃🏾‍♂️ 🏃🏼‍♀️ 🏃🏾‍♂️ 🏃🏻‍♂️

Once you get acclimated here, you may also wish to try the @elk Web client user interface that is more similar to Twitter https://elk.zone

#Mastodon #Mastodonian #Mastodonians #Elk #UI #Twitter #TwitterDown #TwitterExodus #TwitterMigration #Musk #ElonMusk

Hero #Mastodonian single-handedly brings Mango Mar-a-lardo to trial and squashes meaningless #MAGA movement

#FakeNewsAboutMyself
#HashtagGames

@LegionBobo

We'll spend Sunday doing our usual Sunday things...puttering, reading, playing Animal Crossing or another Switch game. I grew up in Oklahoma and dislike football. I always ignore the Super Bowl. 😁

#theflash #mastodonian #superbowl #recoveryposse

It's Superb Owl™️ Sunday! What's your plan?

We're going to a friend's house, at least for the first half. I'm looking forward to the commercials and movie previews, especially #TheFlash! I don't have a favorite team, but I guess I'm rooting for the Chiefs. 🤷‍♂️

The rest of the day will be chill.

How about you, my #Mastodonian friends?

#SuperbOwl
#recoveryposse

#followFriday... you may or may not know that #cville competes with #RVA for the title of "Central #virginia " so today is #Charlottesville #ff day. They take a completely different train to get to #washingtondc but it's still 2 hours for them to get to DC. I can get to the Downtown Mall in cville from Richmond in about an hour (shout-out to the mudhouse!) , and it always seems 3 degrees cooler there. Lots of #uva #wahoowa ppl worth following, but here are some recent #mastodonian finds: @Lyle @runkefer @hchorey @steven

Good day #Mastodonian friends! Better late than never!

I'm a progressive Liberal with Lof🎯 political views. I'm retired and loving it. I'm father to Hugo #DogsofMastodon I will tolerate civil discussion up to an extent, but I do have an itchy "block" finger!

My words to live by: Depression and anxiety are not maladies. They are unseen battles that we continue to struggle to win in today's way of life. Be kind. Always.

My advocacies:
#HumanRights
#MigrantRefugees
#FriendofLGBTQ
#AnimalRights

Unless you are on some special #instance with weird rules, all your posts on #mastodon are public and linkable via #URL ... You are sharing with the entire Internet. You do not have control over how the rest of the #mastodonian populace interacts, or whether they #boost and add #hashtags with a #hotTake ... If you want your #toots to be above the fray you are going to have to mess with some privacy settings. #subtweet #subToot

I am definitely that prehistoric person running around yelling,

“Pay attention to your #SchoolBoard #elections!”

There.
I feel very #Mastodonian

I really didn't understand how handy an edit feature could be until I became a #Mastodonian and found it here!

If I used Google Translate correctly this new #mastodonian Feels like they are at a party where they don't know anyone. Join me in welcoming @Lunablue to the part 🎉🥳

Wenn ich Google Translate richtig verwendet habe, fühlt sich @Lunablue an, als wären sie auf einer Party, auf der ich niemanden kenne. Begleite mich bei der Begrüßung von @Lunablue zum Teil 🎉

Boy do I hope I translated the #introduction correctly 🤔

Junge, ich hoffe, ich habe die #Einführung richtig übersetzt 🤔

TBH why doen't the #Mastodonian population put their location (or locations) in their profile bio. Unless you are a #chatgpt #chatBot, you are probably inhabiting a specific #place on #earth. Where do you #sleep? #Mastodon #aPlaceForFriends

Good morning #Mastodonian ☕️🧉☀️

Let's play hooky today. Let's cancel everything. 🙃

#Mate #Coffee #TuesdayThoughts #AltText

Just saw someone post to another that they really like their art, their #photos their #style... And that's how it is #Mastodonian. We really like each others' stuff. ✨️