A Mastodon walks into a bar.

Bartender: Wow! We don't get many Mastodons in here.

Mastodon: I imagine not. We're extinct.

That's the joke.

Thank you.

I'll be here all week.

Tip your bartender.

#mastodonjokes

I know you all are reading my toots but are just too shy to acknowledge it.

#MastodonJokes

I kmow you all are reading my toots but are just too shy to acknowledge it.

#MastodonJokes

In Mastodon no one can hear you toot.

#MastodonJokes

That's it. That's the toot.

#MastodonJokes

Mastodon would be perfect for Jesus, cause he only had 12 followers.

#MastodonJokes

They say there are no DMs in Mastodon, but that's misleading cause the posts are pretty much that.

#MastodonJokes

@ahuguet Ah, i no et perdis #MastodonJokes

Why did the Mastodon go to therapy? Because it was feeling tusky! #MastodonJokes #therapy #tusk

Oh look this account is following 60, let's expand the list. Oh we can only see 8 of them. 🥳 #mastodonjokes

@nobletrout @chaimtime why are Mastodon sysadmin's the most cost effective hires? They work for peanuts. #mastodonjokes

@smalldata @chaimtime bird site is less of a pachyderm and more like a pachyDERP #baddadjoke #mastodonjokes

@chaimtime @nobletrout where would a mastodon instance store all those photos? It's trunk. #mastodonjokes

My first toot. Pardon me. #mastodonjokes

#MastodonJokes challenge.

- Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to another instance.

- I’m all knowing, omnipresent, and omnipotent, Who am I?

Your sysadmin.

- Bob: No problem Alice just toot me the details tomorrow.

Alice: “PFFT” “FRAAAP” “POOT” “BLAT” “THPPTPHTPHPHHPH” “BRAAAP” “BRAAAACK”

Bob: What are you doing?

Alice: You said toot you the details tom… ohhhhh

- Evil villain: And you are?

@bond

@james@bond

#Mastodon #Comedy #newhere #boost