@w7voa Elon want to be the one & only king of his $44 billion litter box, implementing antisocial disorder as his countermodel to present society.

#MastodonsAlive #MastodonsFree #Mastodon #LeaveTwitter #RottenBird #Retaliation #Totalitarianism #Feudalism

@malwaretech Buy one of iceman Elon's blue checkmarks & get a Tesla on top.
It may make both of you look like a winner — or not.

#SocialMedia #MastodonsAlive #MusksJunkMarket #CheckmarkExchange #JunkCheckmarks

😎🙆 Dear Twitter refugees: You can let all the world know you like a post on mastodon by boosting 🔄 it.

Or you can be confined to letting only the post's author know you like it!

Boost 🔄 what you think everyone should know!

#CommunityCounts #MastodonTips #MastodonsAlive

@DemocracyMatters Every day after joining mastodon is Thanksgiving, leaving the plucked bird behind!

#MastodonsAlive #CommunityCounts

@micahflee 👍👍👍Thanks, Elon, for making us find a real social medium not manipulating, spying on us & selling us out with its algorithms!

#MastodonsFree #MastodonsAlive #FreeSpeech

😎👈 It may be shocking to some birdsite émigrées, but guess what:

There was a time, when "quote tweets" didn't exist on the birdsite!

#QT #QTs #MastodonIsNotTwitter #MastodonsAlive

@iamcanehdian @liztai @Quinnae_Moon For many birdsite émigrés adapting to the lack of "quote tweets" is like being tossed into cold turkey.

While it's basically just a matter of newly familiarizing with conditions existing here.
IMO everyone should be able to survive without #QT.

#CoolWithoutQTs #MastodonIsNotTwitter #MastodonsAlive

😎😂😂😂👍👍👍 John Mastodon is a real badass!

(Even if the message is too subtle & knowledgeable for Elon...)

#JohnMastodon #MastodonsAlive

😎🤔 Did the birdsite-owner already flush himself down the sink he brought to twitter HQ on his first day as absolute birdsite-monarch?

And did he already appoint the six-time bankrupt, who fled to Mar-A-Loco with countless national security secrets new birdsite-CEO?

#MastodonsFree #MastodonsAlive #LeaveTwitter #GoMastodon

Reports may say Twitter is the child of #JohnMastodon, gone to the bad & syphilitic.

Destiny can be a real asshole!

#LeaveTwitter #RottenBird #MastodonsAlive

@joshuatopolsky Mini-Caligula Musk at work.

If until now you didn't recognize, that the birdsite is dead & done, transformed into a tyrannical, anarchic place of arbitrary decisions, you haven't been paying attention!
The sink that Elon carried while entering the birdsite's HQ was a promise, not simply a symbol!

#MastodonsAlive #DeadBird #LeaveTwitter

@danwentzel @rbreich Very true! You can't credibly pour a bucket of sh*t over the dead bird, while still licking its feet, hoping it'll make it wake up again!

Lead by example, birdsite-"celebrities"!

#LeaveTwitter #FUBAR #MastodonsAlive

@ParanoidFactoid Wow! Sentenced for violating Elon's rules for his new personal Nationalist People's Congress!

Take it as a medal of valor!

#LeaveTwitter #MastodonsAlive #DeadBird

@JeanJaures @mcepl @anneapplebaum Right! If you just understand mastodon to be your temporary asylum & you're longing to be back on the birdsite, you neither understand what mastodon's committed to nor what's going on on the birdsite - get informed!

#Freedom #SocialMedia #MastodonsAlive #TwittersDead #BeTheChange

@sortius Just to sum it up:

Mastodon does not exist to entertain bored birdsite-escapees!

Sounds hard, but mastodon is NOT a tinier copy of the antisocial medium tweeps themselves decided to leave for whatever reasons (maybe in some cases to be entertained by algorithms ruling their timeline)!
Mastodon is the pre-meteorite impact creation, that evolved, while the blue bird dinosaur's about to go extinct!
#MastodonsAlive #NewSocialMedia

@Are0h @DancesWithCybermen Moving from billionaire-owned commercial top-down antisocial manipulative media towards truly democratic free-speech-focused (within universally agreed upon human-rights-oriented limits) social media is surely a great & welcome option to work on!

#SocialMedia #MastodonsAlive #MusksArchaeopteryx