m naudin · @Mnaudin
919 followers · 200 posts · Server piaille.fr

Un mathématicien voit deux personnes entrer dans une maison. Peu de temps après, trois personnes en sortent.
— “Si une personne entrait maintenant, la maison serait alors vide”, dit-il.

#Humor #mathhumor #math #mathematics #humour #humourMatheux #mathematician

Last updated 1 year ago

Eric Shivak · @Eshivak
130 followers · 787 posts · Server mstdn.social
Mike Ramberg · @grebmar
8 followers · 115 posts · Server mstdn.party
Ryuno-Ki · @RyunoKi
781 followers · 16050 posts · Server layer8.space

Finally!

pulled of the unbelievable!
has a value now.

It's 10.

(The infinity license for Microsoft Office Home & Students expires after ten years, i.e. the estimated lifetime of a computer / laptop).

#mathhumor #infinity #microsoft

Last updated 2 years ago

m naudin · @Mnaudin
791 followers · 203 posts · Server piaille.fr

Un mathématicien voit deux personnes entrer dans une maison. Peu de temps après, trois personnes en sortent. "Si une personne entrait maintenant", dit-il, "la maison serait alors vide". :shibacool:

#humour #Humor #mathematiques #math #mathematicien #mathematician #mathhumor

Last updated 2 years ago

GuB 🗿🪐🧲 · @gub
297 followers · 3195 posts · Server framapiaf.org

@Mnaudin je suis capable de démontrer cette équation de cette façon, mais pas de manière mathématique.

#mathematiques #math #humour #humor #mathhumour #mathhumor #fun

Last updated 2 years ago

m naudin · @Mnaudin
779 followers · 228 posts · Server piaille.fr

Une bien originale et élégante démonstration.
Où les Mathématiques sont à la limite de la folie.
Et où l'humour touche à l'infini. J'adore :shibahearteyes:

#mathematiques #math #humour #Humor #mathhumour #mathhumor #fun

Last updated 2 years ago

CheapPontoon · @CheapPontoon
48 followers · 625 posts · Server indieweb.social

Imaginary Numbers. You so rarely have to use them unless you're telling a lie.

#happypiday #mathhumor

Last updated 2 years ago

Catherine Schmidt · @lillyfinch
369 followers · 2062 posts · Server mstdn.social
Sean (The Virtual Horizon) · @seanpmassey
185 followers · 842 posts · Server vmst.io

Wife (to kid): what’s 12x12
Me: ew, gross!

#mathhumor

Last updated 2 years ago

Lee · @tleekeene
72 followers · 2229 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org






Who figured the math?
I guess IF you eat ONLY the top half, it's 160 calories,you save calories?

Because the whole bag is 330 calories. Maybe it includes the cheese dust at the bottom.

#genius #cheetos #mathhumor #mathteachers #stupid_is_stupid_does #dumb

Last updated 2 years ago

katch wreck · @katchwreck
38 followers · 406 posts · Server mastodon.social

what do you call a genus-n burrowing rodent, for large n? "hole-y mole-y" jk

#nerdjokes #mathhumor #badjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

SteveHeist · @SteveHeist
5 followers · 89 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Just remember: you never need to rationalize your love for pi.

#mathhumor

Last updated 2 years ago

Daceja · @Daceja
12 followers · 3 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz

So the mathematics in gift wrapping? It’s relevant, intuitively it makes sense but actually doing it requires a skill set I’ve yet to develop.

#mathgift #mathhumor #mathmind

Last updated 2 years ago

infinities · @Mnaudin
385 followers · 50 posts · Server piaille.fr

Do you agree with these 4 equations ? ... And please boost for maximum reach and for science🙏😉

A) Engineering + Social skills = Marketing

B) Marketing - Truth = Sales

C) Sales - Personality = Management

D) Management - Sense of humour = Human Resources

#Humor #marketing #socialmedia #skills #engineering #sales #humanresources #management #mathhumor

Last updated 2 years ago

Dave · @zornslemmon
27 followers · 56 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz

I don't think ChatGPT will be working as a comedy writer anytime soon, but it at least has validated my life's goals.

#mathshumour #mathhumor #chatgpt

Last updated 2 years ago