Today on the big show: We'll tell you about an event you can attend right now with food trucks, craft booths ... and "Star Wars" cosplay. Plus, Christopher Titus and News You Can't Possibly Use.

All that and #Pittsburgh's favorite #oldies plus news, sports and weather, coming up 12 noon to 3 p.m. WRCT 88.3FM www.wrct.org and Tube City Online Radio - #McKeesport www.tubecityonline.com/radio

Today's live radio experiment: Eating two granola bars I found under the front seat of my car. Usually I just make the listeners sick, not myself.

How will it all end? Time will tell. Tune into WRCT 88.3 or http://www.tubecityonline.com/radio between now and 3 pm for the shocking outcome! (* outcome may not actually be shocking) #oldies #Pittsburgh #radio #McKeesport

Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer with me from 12 to 3 today on WRCT 88.3FM and Tube City Online Radio - #McKeesport

It's the top-down sound of #Pittsburgh's favorite #oldies, plus news, sports and weather. In the air everywhere on 88.3 FM, or online at www.tubecityonline.com/radio

I have no idea what the #asstodon controversy is about, but I can only assume it has to do with licorice ass-ortments, which I get in 8-ounce bags from #McKeesport Candy Co.

The first part of today's show is transcribed, and then I'll be live (good Lord willing) in the 2 o'clock hour.

So tune in at 12 noon to WRCT 88.3FM and Tube City Online Radio - McKeesport, but hold your requests until 2 p.m., please! #oldies #Pittsburgh #McKeesport

We're not monkeying around! Today's show is 3 hours of vintage vinyl, plus reports from #McKeesport's Good Neighbor Day. It's #Pittsburgh's most dangerous #oldies show from 12 noon to 3 (Eastern) on http://www.tubecityonline.com/radio and WRCT 88.3 FM.

We're havin' a heat wave! I've got the prescription for your fever, and it's cool #oldies from our musical medical cabinet. Noon to 3 on WRCT 88.3FM and online at http://www.tubecityonline.com/radio

Requests: 412-385-7450 or @ me here! #pittsburgh #mckeesport

If you didn't hear it Saturday, it's new to you: A rerun of my Saturday show is airing right now on Tube City Online Radio in #McKeesport:

http://wmck.fm/?p=listen

Jerome Street Bridge. #McKeesport