Hey friend we are not a big multi-billion-dollar company!! Uh, we are um, your friend, your #relatable #brandname friend who has been with you #thickandthin. Uh, don't go? You make #mesad (#mebaby). Please don't!!!
We want your #company (and #money).
Please?????
UwU??
#relatable #brandname #thickandthin #mesad #mebaby #company #money