D'ya think that if one is thoroughly magnetized, one might be better at finding one's direction?
#mri #MedicalAdventures

Tomorrow I am to have a "procedure." Actually, two of them. They call it a procedure, but when they start cutting tendons in my foot, I call it a "surgery."

#surgery #medicaladventures

Spinny radiation donut go brrrrr
Also when the radiologist says the contrast dye will make you feel like you've wet yourself, they're not lying. This is less fun than it sounds when you've had to drink a metric fuckload of water and your bladder us filing for divorce.

#ctscan #medicaladventures #photosofmyinsides