@zapping ☝️ (Ich beim Rewe an der Kasse, wenn ich den Gurkenpreis sehe) #baresfürrares #zdf #meIRL
Rechts im Bild: Ich, wie ich den Fleischfachmann in #DasPerfekteDinner ertrage.
Them: WTF is wrong with you?
Me: You mean today or just in general...?
#meirl when I unlock my phone with the fingerprint reader embedded in the screen
can't believe #someone i know txt me that if I chose to get #married my #sex #life would die, of all #stupid shit, when I get married or #devote #myself to a life #partner #she better love sex or we aren't going to work out with each other! :heart_cyber:
#someone #married #sex #life #stupid #devote #myself #partner #she #fyi #psa #me #meirl #humans