#MelonHusk #Xitter #fail

𝔼𝕝𝕠𝕟 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕜 𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕏 ‘𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕝’ 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕤

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/aug/21/elon-musk-x-glitch-deletes-twitter-photos-pictures-links?utm_term=64e416a873bcd271bd884e2ad63668dd&utm_campaign=GuardianTodayAUS&utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&CMP=GTAU_email

It would be hysterical if it weren’t so painful and pathetic. #SocialMedia #Billionaires #MelonHusk #Zuckerberg

Twitter DDOS-ing itself is peak Elon-Failwhale-2.0

What is amazing is him controlling this (still) valuable information-disseminating enterprise, not paying his bills, and paying no consequence. Consequences are an illusion for certain people.

#Twitter #ElonMusk #MelonHusk #DDOS

The Cardinal Rule: always trust ultra wealthy #billionaires because success in predatory #captialism is obviously equal to having deep experience and knowledge of politics and justice.

#sarcasm #MelonHusk #douchecanoe

From: @FoxNews
https://press.coop/@FoxNews/110511689607946817

@privacat @gruff

I'm unclear on that, @privacat - #dictators can turn off the internet when they need to, #dataprivacy laws or not.

I'm also unclear on if a fractured Internet is as bad as you've suggested. You're on #mastodon for a reason, right? It's a distributed, federated, or fractured system. By design.

And that design prevents any all-controlling corporation from censoring or controlling any of its "customers". Say, like #MelonHusk did in Turkey recently with #twitter

You can see the EXACT moment the AI shuts down...

#MelonHusk #twitter

https://secondnexus.com/musk-princess-bride-antisemitic-rants?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=GTAK&utm_source=George+Takei+Newsletters&utm_campaign=e38011dbea-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2020_06_29_05_08_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_2e6b4c049b-e38011dbea-304769197

@dangillmor #MelonHusk is a billionaire fascist. By definition, de-platforming or undercutting the media is straight outta the fascist playbook.

@michael_w_busch If that particulate stuff that rained down on a bunch of people in Texas as a result of Musks rocket explosion is bad for their health, I hope they sue Musk for all they can get! #Muskrat #MelonHusk #EETD

#Shitcoin #PumpNDump #MelonHusk #TWTTR #FowlPlace https://tapbots.social/@paul/110136157885441295

FFS.

The Melon Husk strikes again. Not the blue tick thing though.

Opens timeline.
Finds interesting tweet.
Opens it to read replies.
Replies are NOT IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
Rinse, repeat.

Nice work, people. Now it's impossible to follow the replies.

#rwitter #MelonHusk #genius

Had a post hit my feed talking about the hashtag #IdesOfMusk, and all I had in my head was a photo of #MelonHusk with the caption, "Et tu, Masto?" 😂

You bet your ass, Huskie.

Details on #FDA denial of request for human trial of #MelonHusk neural #brain implants, including "serious safety concerns" https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/03/musks-bid-to-start-neuralink-human-trials-denied-by-fda-in-2022-report-says/

Dude can't even pay the rent and wants to do this. 😂 🤡

#Twitanic #MelonHusk

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/03/fast-moving-musk-makes-very-slow-progress-turning-twitter-into-everything-app/?utm_brand=ars

The Guardian has a good summary of the bird site's #melonhusk trials:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/jan/29/tears-blunders-and-chaos-inside-elon-musk-twitter

Twitter acaba de cargarse las aplicaciones de terceros, o sea, la mía, por ejemplo (uso Twidere X), porque no tienen publicidad ni tweets patrocinados ni ninguna mierda de ésas. Me doy de baja definitivamente. #MelonHusk #fuckthebird

I just don't care what the king fascist is doing to Twitter anymore.

People, just get off of there and move on.

#melonhusk #birdsite

#MelonHusk #spacekaren

Elon Musk Named Most Exhausting Person of 2022 •• In bestowing the title on Musk, Time cited the Twitter C.E.O.’s “nonstop but fruitless efforts to fill the yawning chasm of his soul by seeking the attention of indifferent strangers.” #ElonMusk #winner #TwitterMigration #MelonHusk #exhausting #annoying #ugh

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elon-musk-named-most-exhausting-person-of-2022?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Humor_121922&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5c7479f13f92a468447ca28a&cndid=51473349&esrc=subscribe-page

Elon Musk Named Most Exhausting Person of 2022 "In bestowing the title on Musk, Time cited the Twitter C.E.O.’s “nonstop but fruitless efforts to fill the yawning chasm of his soul by seeking the attention of indifferent strangers.” #ElonMusk #winner #TwitterMigration #MelonHusk #exhausting #annoying #ugh

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elon-musk-named-most-exhausting-person-of-2022?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Humor_121922&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5c7479f13f92a468447ca28a&cndid=51473349&esrc=subscribe-page

*so true* "Journalism does not need Twitter. It cannot win a fight with Elon Musk on Musk’s home turf. The only way to beat people like Musk is to not play that game. That is the lesson we should have learned from Trump. It is the lesson we must learn now." (Roger McNamee) #TwitterMigration #MelonHusk #journalism #Mastodon

https://time.com/6242268/twitter-elon-musk-media-coverage/