So, yesterday I said that I wonder if my deity gets tired of keeping my dumb ass alive...Now I'm questioning if either my deity or another deity is trying to kill me at this point because I just got attacked by a mama and a papa pair of plovers.

Don't let the name.fool you, if you live in Australia you know not to mess.with them.

So to recap, yesterday I drove on a road WHERE THERE WAS NO ROAD CLOSED SIGN so on this road, that was full of holes, and half of the road literally just disappeared. I nearly flipped my car over and fell off a cliff.

Today, I was attacked by a pair of plovers

Last month somone crashed into me and totalled my car

Last year a dog bit me and I had to go to the hospital

And so you want to know what I do that's so dangerous I put my life out on the line everytime I leave my house...I'm a door dasher.

You read that right...I deliver food to people who are hungry...that's it.

I don't know what tomorrow will bring but rest assure I won't be ready for it.

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