If I haven't shed a significant amount of weight from this illness, I'm gonna SO MAD.

That's probably a sign that I'm getting better.

#MeWantFood

Ok, I know this is petty but fucking delivery apps, man.

Every time they "forget" an item it's ALWAYS my entree. Guess it's Soylent for dinner. Again.

(Enjoy my fucking dinner, Kyle, I hope you choke on the parmesan-encrusted chicken).

#FirstWorldProblems #COVIDSucks #MeWantFood