This feels so bad. I’ve got one foot in the grave.
Scientists have decided the new age for being middle-aged is .... :blobcatdrums: ...... 53.
Woohoo I'm still a youngster! :ablobcatattentionreverse:
Now, can someone tell my knees that!
Even with all the windows open, the ice cubes I put in my pint of cold tap water 10 minutes ago have completely melted. Yesterday they lasted right to the end of the pint, which took about 45 minutes.
#weather #grumble #MiddleAged
Had a moment today as I staggered out of the gym after a ‘great’ weights class - I’m nearer 70 than 60! Need a little lie down to recover from that realisation. #gym #middleaged
Thing I’ve learned: if you are trying to figure out something, help someone else. Doesn’t work every time but it’s amazing how looking outside the self can be inspiring. #MiddleAged #advice
Positive: hitting the road on the first sunglasses day of the year!!
Negative: realising the prescription sunglasses no longer match my eyesight.
#squintingtoreadstreetnames #middleaged #cycling
#Introduction #artist #art #arthistory #music #culture #design #leftist #protopia #metamodernism #advaita #vedanta #theself #transcend #digitalart #prints #lgbtq #neoromantic #nft #cleannft #sustainability #abstract #romanticism #kindness #agoodlifelived? #lgbtq #photography #architecture #lifelonglearner #blender #fullyautomatedluxurycommunism #SriRamakrishna #middleaged #fuckit #labelsonhumans #willdieoneday
#Introduction #artist #art #arthistory #music #culture #design #leftist #protopia #metamodernism #advaita #vedanta #theself #transcend #digitalart #prints #lgbtq #neoromantic #nft #cleannft #sustainability #abstract #romanticism #kindness #agoodlifelived #photography #architecture #lifelonglearner #blender #fullyautomatedluxurycommunism #sriramakrishna #middleaged #fuckit #labelsonhumans #willdieoneday
I almost bought some new clothes today. Then I thought, since nobody sees middle aged women what's the point. Saved myself the money and the disappointment. #MiddleAged
Wife buys husband and daughter a mini snowboard for Christmas. Husband sprains knee.
Call it a lesson to daughter on how NOT to dismount a snowboard.
Ever since I discovered that a 1960s bauble I own is referred to as “mid-century vintage,” I’m using that to describe anyone else in my age range. More precise than #middleaged don’t you think?#midcenturyvintage
#middleaged #midcenturyvintage
I committed a murder tonight 😬 although I'm not sure how much it was my fault and how much of it was the cork producers.
Either way, I thank the cork for its sacrifice, it performed its job admirably! I had planned on opening this 1993 bottle on New Years Eve but it didn't happen.
This 30 year old Penfolds Coonawarra Bin 128 Shiraz has aged beautifully, it's on its way down but still pretty darn delicious.
#wine #southaustralia #coonawarra #shiraz #middleaged
Introductory hashtags. 🙂
I’ve lived in #Galway #Ireland
I live in #Seattle
I was Director of Sales at #Wizards #WotC for #MagicTheGathering starting in 1993
I am a friend of Phil & Kaja #Foglio and make appearances in #GirlGenius
I know much about #crowdfunding and #smallbusiness
I wanted to be an #actor and have studied - 2 years of #Meisner + lots of #voiceacting workshops
I love #costuming
I have been a #model for #photographers and #painters
Still vain, but now #middleaged 😁
#galway #ireland #seattle #wizards #wotc #magicthegathering #foglio #girlgenius #crowdfunding #smallbusiness #actor #meisner #voiceacting #costuming #model #photographers #painters #middleaged
I’m now at the age where I actually get excited about face creams & my nighttime routine. How sad. 😆 #MiddleAged #MyLife #nightlife
#mylife #nightlife #middleaged
Far too much of being #middleaged is managing aches, heartburn and swapping the right spectacles for the right task
Never mind everything else *waves arms wildly*
@jack please add "#middleaged #folks
#folx #moms #dads #people who love the #lines and #lessclutter and the #hope and #optimism but haven't had the energy to get there - and who also like other styles" ;)
#middleaged #folks #folx #moms #dads #people #lines #lessclutter #hope #optimism
#introduction time!!
I’m a #MiddleAged #sober #husband #GirlDad and #triathlete
I am a native of #tucson who spent most of my adult life in #seattle #KeyWest and #savannah
I work in the #healthandwellness world. Huge believer in #cbd #massage and #journaling
I am a slow #runner and slower #swimmer and 💯 ok on the bike. Recently though I’ve been focusing on lifting heavy things to mix it up!
#introduction #middleaged #sober #husband #GirlDad #triathlete #tucson #seattle #keywest #savannah #healthandwellness #cbd #massage #journaling #runner #swimmer
Middle age is treading water in the ocean with no land in sight, but all around you other middle aged people are keeping their heads just above water, just out of reach. #MiddleAged #CantSleep