Pixelle3D v0.14 :aim_logo: · @Pixelle
52 followers · 9 posts · Server kzoo.to

This feels so bad. I’ve got one foot in the grave.

#middleaged

Last updated 1 year ago

Kate :verigold: · @DolphinSeeker
417 followers · 1500 posts · Server mstdn.social

Scientists have decided the new age for being middle-aged is .... :blobcatdrums: ...... 53.

Woohoo I'm still a youngster! :ablobcatattentionreverse:

Now, can someone tell my knees that!

#middleaged #40s

Last updated 1 year ago

Richard Forrester - 🐦 escapee · @RichForrest2
269 followers · 5548 posts · Server aus.social
Zebulon · @zebulonmysterioso
17 followers · 457 posts · Server mas.to

Even with all the windows open, the ice cubes I put in my pint of cold tap water 10 minutes ago have completely melted. Yesterday they lasted right to the end of the pint, which took about 45 minutes.

#middleaged #Grumble #weather

Last updated 1 year ago

aileen™️ · @aileen206
166 followers · 901 posts · Server mastodon.llarian.net

I’m older than google 😭

#aging #middleaged

Last updated 2 years ago

Julie · @juliew2010
155 followers · 1117 posts · Server aus.social

Had a moment today as I staggered out of the gym after a ‘great’ weights class - I’m nearer 70 than 60! Need a little lie down to recover from that realisation.

#gym #middleaged

Last updated 2 years ago

Michael Cabu (they/them) · @cabu
115 followers · 381 posts · Server nerdculture.de

Thing I’ve learned: if you are trying to figure out something, help someone else. Doesn’t work every time but it’s amazing how looking outside the self can be inspiring.

#middleaged #advice

Last updated 2 years ago

Zebulon · @zebulonmysterioso
6 followers · 239 posts · Server mas.to

Positive: hitting the road on the first sunglasses day of the year!!
Negative: realising the prescription sunglasses no longer match my eyesight.

#squintingtoreadstreetnames #middleaged #cycling

Last updated 2 years ago

labelsonhumans · @labelsonhumans
328 followers · 1552 posts · Server mastodon.teia.art
Mrs O · @girlonabrompton
347 followers · 427 posts · Server mastodon.scot

I almost bought some new clothes today. Then I thought, since nobody sees middle aged women what's the point. Saved myself the money and the disappointment.

#middleaged

Last updated 2 years ago

Chip Jenkins · @chipjenkins_est_1972
227 followers · 647 posts · Server home.social

#middleaged

Last updated 2 years ago

Jeffery Harvey, DEL, CEM · @Find_Jeffness
21 followers · 50 posts · Server ohai.social

Wife buys husband and daughter a mini snowboard for Christmas. Husband sprains knee.

Call it a lesson to daughter on how NOT to dismount a snowboard.

#middleaged

Last updated 2 years ago

Ever since I discovered that a 1960s bauble I own is referred to as “mid-century vintage,” I’m using that to describe anyone else in my age range. More precise than don’t you think?

#middleaged #midcenturyvintage

Last updated 2 years ago

Appellation Hunter · @appellationhunter
26 followers · 69 posts · Server epicure.social

I committed a murder tonight 😬 although I'm not sure how much it was my fault and how much of it was the cork producers.

Either way, I thank the cork for its sacrifice, it performed its job admirably! I had planned on opening this 1993 bottle on New Years Eve but it didn't happen.

This 30 year old Penfolds Coonawarra Bin 128 Shiraz has aged beautifully, it's on its way down but still pretty darn delicious.

#wine #southaustralia #coonawarra #shiraz #middleaged

Last updated 2 years ago

Robespierrette · @Robespierrette
27 followers · 96 posts · Server universeodon.com

Introductory hashtags. 🙂

I’ve lived in
I live in

I was Director of Sales at for starting in 1993

I am a friend of Phil & Kaja and make appearances in

I know much about and

I wanted to be an and have studied - 2 years of + lots of workshops

I love

I have been a for and

Still vain, but now 😁

#galway #ireland #seattle #wizards #wotc #magicthegathering #foglio #girlgenius #crowdfunding #smallbusiness #actor #meisner #voiceacting #costuming #model #photographers #painters #middleaged

Last updated 2 years ago

Randee · @Randeestylist
277 followers · 592 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

I’m now at the age where I actually get excited about face creams & my nighttime routine. How sad. 😆

#mylife #nightlife #middleaged

Last updated 2 years ago

GP · @gpshewan
13 followers · 137 posts · Server mastodon.social

Far too much of being is managing aches, heartburn and swapping the right spectacles for the right task

Never mind everything else *waves arms wildly*

#middleaged

Last updated 2 years ago

Road Not Taken · @yoohooair
69 followers · 347 posts · Server universeodon.com

@jack please add "
who love the and and the and but haven't had the energy to get there - and who also like other styles" ;)

#middleaged #folks #folx #moms #dads #people #lines #lessclutter #hope #optimism

Last updated 2 years ago

Christian Peranzi · @christianperanzi
0 followers · 2 posts · Server mstdn.party

time!!
I’m a and
I am a native of who spent most of my adult life in and
I work in the world. Huge believer in and
I am a slow and slower and 💯 ok on the bike. Recently though I’ve been focusing on lifting heavy things to mix it up!

#introduction #middleaged #sober #husband #GirlDad #triathlete #tucson #seattle #keywest #savannah #healthandwellness #cbd #massage #journaling #runner #swimmer

Last updated 2 years ago

Jaime R Wood-Riley (She/ They) · @jaimerwood
97 followers · 113 posts · Server mstdn.party

Middle age is treading water in the ocean with no land in sight, but all around you other middle aged people are keeping their heads just above water, just out of reach.

#middleaged #cantsleep

Last updated 2 years ago