The winner of the #MiddleEarthProblems game of #HashItOut is @swisslet - https://mas.to/@swisslet/110779401121387187

Look, I am a simple man. I enjoy a Tom Bombadil reference. Good work. Your toot has been linked in the #HashItOut game archive - https://www.hpkomics.com/hash-it-out-archive/

Thanks for playing, everyone!

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Hey gang, mild case of heatstroke here.

I am turning in early to get some rest but will have the Friday #HashItOut game up in the morning. I will also pick the winner for the #MiddleEarthProblems game

Thanks for understanding.

Too many damn Balrogs.

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Demigods turn into bears all the time. All the time. And they don't have to go into the West or anything!

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When you are about to serve the meal with the last supplies brought from Hobbiton, and Gollum casually remarks "Did you know that potatoes will be brought from over the Ekkaia only in the Fourth Age, after the shape of all lands has been changed?"

Poof!

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When you drop the One Ring and it falls into the only One Storm Drain in the whole Middle Earth.

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Never being able to find the right size because the entire short section is full of dwarf husky sizes, much too large for a petite hobbit

Inheriting your uncle’s estate, only to learn that he left you a piece of cursed jewelry

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When your Strider march lead doesn’t know about your second breakfast and elevenses needs 🍎

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Less than 24 hours remain of the #MiddleEarthProblems game of #HashItOut. Deliver your #Tolkien toots and boost your favorites because we pick a winner tonight.

As always, include the hashtags #MiddleEarthProblems and #HashItOut to play.

Don't want to see the game on your timeline? Mute the hashtags. Otherwise, I hope you'll join us, my precious.

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You go through 20 years of Wizard school to find out all the good colors are taken. Evermore you're known as Randolph the Mustard Yellow. #MiddleEarthProblems #HashtagGames

I found some bling with the inscription "One ring to rule the mall" on it. And when I put it on, it just made me invisible.
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When you're waiting for the waitress to come by to refill your coffee and the pancakes are getting cold and it's time for second breakfast by the time she comes to your table.
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Crank calls on a palantir

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You and your entfolk are just chillen for thousands of years - and out of nowhere some ghastly orcs start chopping down your brethren left and right - massacring your people, when you had done nothing to provoke them and given no warning and for seemingly no reason!

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You were really hoping for a mallorn tree seed, but all you got was some rope.

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Not a single telephone in sight.

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When you foot comb loses a tooth.

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You only own one sock, and it's in the dryer

You have a heavy Scottish accent despite the fact that everyone else from the part of Middle Earth you come from has an English accent (or at least a sort of vague ineffectual attempt at one *cough*SeanAstin*cough).

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