Can we please retire the cutesy stock openers like "I don't know who needs to hear this" (you definitely know who you think needs to hear this) and "louder for the people in the back" (those late arrivals?)? Just find a way to say why you think something needs to be said, and say that. Or don't say why, and just say the thing as well as you can. #SundayCurmudgeon #MightDeleteLater

Being the only one in the office in the early morning has some advantages. #Photoshoot #DickPic #Jockey #Restroom #DadBod #BoxerBriefs #AdultsOnly #MaleNudity #MightDeleteLater

Got these recently as a gift, super cute 💕 #cute #legs #mightdeletelater

Lerne deine TL kennen!
10 Dinge über mich:

1. Was trinkst du morgens? 2x Pott Kaffee, dann sehr viel Tee.
2. Lieblingsjahreszeit? Alle.
3. Obst oder Gemüse? Lieber Gemüse.
4. Kinder? Bloß nicht.
5. Haustiere? 2x Katze.
6. Tattoos? Erst eins mit 18, Nummer zwei in Planung [bin dann ~42].
7. Lieblingsfarbe? Bunt, s. Profil.
8. Operationen? 3x Ohr, 1x Nasenscheidewand, Galle raus.
9. Lieblingsmusik? Autistische Nerdscheiße. #mightDeleteLater
10. Tanzt du gern? Ohja.

I have a need...

#firstnude
#mightdeletelater

Word to the wise, don't make decisions when you're stressed, angry and/or drunk.

How do I know? Well, I almost said "fuck it" and booked a one-way ticket back to Dublin just now.

Tired of feeling like a second-class citizen here. #Rant #MightDeleteLater

Feeling fun and flirty for the holiday season
#NewProfilePic #MightDeleteLater

Abans / Després.

El meu pare (alemany) em diu que m'he fet un pentinat de "catalana" 🤭 🤷‍♀️ 😂

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Let's give this thing a go... #mightdeletelater.